Welcome to Hotel Maplestory
On the hottest night, the cool fan blowing my hair
The sad smell of depression, filling up the air
Out of all the darkness I see big bright light
My stench grew heavy and real
I had to log off for the night
My mom stood in the door way
I heard my alarm bell
and I was thinking to myself
this could be the week or this could be the weekend
Then she turned on the light, showing me the room
Her voice was so loud down the hallway
and I thought I heard her say...
Get the hell off stupid game
such a ugly room
such a ugly face
Plenty of time to play the game later
Any time of year
I always find you here
Her mind twisted with rage
she cracked the belt
She uses them on the boys
that she calls sons
How I heard them scream
sad filled with sweat
Some maple to have fun
others maple to forget
So I called up the dadda
"Please try bring me nx"
He said "You've have been playing ms since 2009"
Tell my mom is yelling at me from far away
Comes in my room at the middle of the night just to hear her say....
Get the hell off stupid game
such a ugly room
such a ugly face
Plenty of time to play the game later
Any time of year
I always find you here....
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Hey basilers, so last night my crazy mom got upset that I'm on maple 24/7 and I need to clean up my room. I love maplestory and I never wanna log off!
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Cuuum-stains on the ceiling,
Monster energy drinks on ice.
And then your mom said: "you're a prisoner of Maplestory Online"
And in yo' chambah',
You gathered for a grinding feast.
Nightlords throwing their steely knives,
But they just can't kill Magnus on Hell mode HP.
Last thing you remember,
"I needa.... a Mystic Door!"
You had to find a passage back to....Grandis' Grand Hall!
"Relax", said the Bishop, "We're designed for emergencies,"
"You can get a door anytime you like,"
"But you may never leave the party!"
Well I'm kinda tired of the song but your parody was okay 4/10
So did you clean your room yet
2/10 at best
better clean your room, kid
[quote=lukethebuc]I thought this was gonna be a parody of the eagles hotel california[/quote]
Technically in a sense it is.
I thought this was gonna be a parody of the eagles hotel california
edit:OMG IT IS A PARODY! just read it while listening to the original
Nice spin off of Hotel California. ;D
wow terrible story.
would not read again.
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Ah, um, hmm. You again.