So, the funniest thing happened today
I spent a grand total of 5, count that [b]FIVE hours[/b] on the toilet today alone due to a serious diarrhea issue I've had. I've tried every single anti-diarrhea medicine to no avail. And I swear to god, my poop has gone through all 4 states of matter, from gas, to solid, liquid, and now [i]plasma[/i]. And if it isnt plasma it sure as hell feels like it because it burns on the way out!....Discuss...
October 14, 2011
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At least you didn't fart out the plasma in your underwear... *headdesks*
Plasma, holy mother! Let me take a picture with you!
[quote=kookaroola1]is this supposed to be funny?[/quote]
Let me see YOU laughing about it after you've been on the toilet for 5 hours of the day, it's terrible man! </3
... o.o ... I cant believe you posted it... LOL
Idk why I just giggled at this. Eww, but when you said plasma I couldnt help it.
You pooped lightning?