So, the funniest thing happened today I spent a grand total of 5, count that [b]FIVE hours[/b] on the toilet today alone due to a serious diarrhea issue I've had. I've tried every single anti-diarrhea medicine to no avail. And I swear to god, my poop has gone through all 4 states of matter, from gas, to solid, liquid, and now [i]plasma[/i]. And if it isnt plasma it sure as hell feels like it because it burns on the way out!....Discuss...