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Help with witty catchphrases?

Hey
I play Vindictus, and as most people who play it know, there's a "Motto" function, which shows a self-introduction message to everyone in the party right before battles. I'm having a hard time deciding what to pick, though.
I want my motto to be really funny, so could you help me out here? XD

So, should I pick:

-"You're a wizard, Harry." (reference to that YouTube video that i might get banned if i posted it... search "you're a wizard, harry" if you want XD)
-"I'm on a boat!" (reference to that one song, and it works since the introduction happens on a boat)
-<Insert witty catchphrase here>
-This game sucks... my life away.
-What a ____ curse filter. (It'll include a word that should normally be beeped out. XD)
-Mozzarella is better than cheddar.
-I eat rice.
-I'm naked underneath these clothes. (My personal favourite so far )
-Other?

EDIT: Added a couple more
-Ni!
-"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" (reference from Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

March 19, 2011

8 Comments • Newest first

Satoshi1234

[quote=lncognito]- PEN15
- Silly Rabbit, Kicks are for Ribs!

Two that I used.[/quote]

I think i've seen "Silly rabbit, kicks are for ribs!" before... Do you play in West, by any chance? XD

Reply March 20, 2011
NineCrimes

I quit Vin but my main (44 Lann, DoubleSpears) has "It's time to d-d-d-dual" kekeke

Reply March 20, 2011
steven7x23

time kick ass and chew bubble gum and i am all out of gum(lol)
err uhhm you can escape everything now addays except DEATH(exclamation mark)

Reply March 20, 2011
Satoshi1234

[quote=Jamiroquai]1. It's no longer your catchphrase if you get Basil to brainstorm it for you
2. Going to Basil for wit is pretty high on my list of inadvisable choices[/quote]

It's not that i can't come up with good ones on my own, but it's just that I have a REALLY bad short-term memory. XD
I know for sure that i had much better ones than on that list, but I forgot them before I managed to write them down.

Reply March 20, 2011
ZombieOverlord

[b]FOR THE ZOMBIEOVERLORD![/b]
But Hulk Smash works too.

Reply March 19, 2011 - edited
Weeeeester13

Michael Phelps sure has long dumps.

Reply March 19, 2011 - edited
Satoshi1234

Thanks for the suggestions
Any more?

Reply March 19, 2011 - edited
Omegathorion

I got the "Light as a Feather" title and made my motto "as I'm floating through" so it read "[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5-2-jD-42Q]Light as a Feather when I'm floating through[/url]."

Reply March 19, 2011 - edited