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Short Basiler stories

Hey, guys!

So I was bored and wanted to write. At first, I started a story about a group of orphaned Basilers living on the streets of Seattle, but quickly grew bored with it. So then @zombieoverlord and I got onto the topic of... some stuff, and I decided to write a snippet of a story for him, which led into a snippet for Degrassi, and so on and so forth. chances are I won't really be doing this again, unless I get bored, but I thought I'd post what I have. These were all written in a period of about twenty minutes, so don't except anything fancy.

Zombieoverlord lay panting among the thick, warm blankets of Dimo's bed. His partner was still fast asleep, laying next to him bare-chested, with Australia's dawn coming in through the windows to bathe his body in light. Zo snuggled against Dimo and tried to calm himself, as Dimo stirred, and put his arm around the smaller man. 'you okay?' Dimo's voice was still thick with the languor of sleep. 'It was another zombie dream...' Zo murmered quietly. He could still feel the decaying hand gripping his legs, dragging down towards hungry mouths... Dimo sighed and nuzzled his boyfriend. 'Sleep, Zo. I'm here. nothing will get you.' Feeling those muscular arms around him, Zo believed him. They slept.

"Why won't anyone listen to meeee?" Degrassi pouted as he endlessly refreshed his Degrassi thread, hoping for new replies other than the usual trolls and flamers. Most days the majority of Chat section simply ignored him, which, in a way, hurt his poor 11 year old's psyche more than spiteful words could. He just wanted attention, he wanted people to like him. He desperately NEEDED the Basilers to like him. They were all he had. Shunned and outcast by the other member of his 6th grade class, he had turned to Basil, seeking comfort and to spread Degrassi love everywhere, Instead, he was met with uncaring, cruel anonymous people. It was too much. This, today, would be his last thread ever, if nothing changed...

For the twentieth time, Xiaoke adjusted her hair. Peering into a mirror, brushing away a single strand of hair that had somehow managed to escape from where she had pinned it. Everything must be perfect, she thought. Her photographer stood by idly smoking a cigarette. 'you gon' be ready to take a pitchur or what, kid? he grunted. She ignored him, fool that he was, He couldn't understand. No one could. In every picture she took, she simply must look her best. 'low-life Basilers, they would never comprehend the ordeal I go through each time I bring them one simple photograph of myself'. She narrowed her black eyes as she took in her room. What object would she say she was taking a picture of? Once, it had been her desk, a picture in which her desk could only barely be seen behind her soulless eyes as her face dominated the picture. she spied a wastebasket. 'Perfect' she walked over to it.

"Miaow!" imtwocats's cat purred as she rubbed herself against his legs. He reached down to pick her up and place her on his lap, stroking her head as he browsed on tumblr for new cat pictures. In his room, every wall was decorated with cats. Playing, sleeping, standing, sitting. Even stories of cats, of anthropomorphic cats, or tigers and panthers, of house cats, and saber toothed tigers. They were everywhere. Another thread popped up on Basil about furries, and he sighed as he went to go and, yet again, dispel any stereotypes that Basilers had. It made him sad, knowing that most people associated 'furry' automatically with bestiality or zoophilia, when that wasn't the case at all. He pet his cat, and she purred as he typed.

DICLAIMER: NONE OF THESE STORIES ARE TRUE, THEY COME FROM MY OWN IMAGINATION! If you find these offensive and want me to take them down, feel free to say so. None of them were created to harm or make fun of anyone.

September 29, 2012

9 Comments • Newest first

imtwocats

I request more short stories.

Reply September 30, 2012
Segumisama

[quote=fun2killu]okayy. So one day i was getting ready to go to a club, you know. And I did ma hur and put on this cute black dress with a cut-out back and simple nude heals. And I came up in the club. In them club i was like dancing, and drinking, and talking with people, u knowz. Then this one dude came up to me and started to flirt with me. I was thinking " oh he looks handsome" But then, OMG, gurrrl. Guess what he asked?

He said, ur purse looks cute, what's in it? I was oh hella na. You is not going to look through my purse cuz like that rude and stuff. I was like " no ". He like wouldn't stop asking me. So i was like " boy why u so obessed with me" And then i slapped him across the face. He left the club embarassed, omg gurl.[/quote]

Is this about you....? O_O

Reply September 29, 2012
fun2killu

okayy. So one day i was getting ready to go to a club, you know. And I did ma hur and put on this cute black dress with a cut-out back and simple nude heals. And I came up in the club. In them club i was like dancing, and drinking, and talking with people, u knowz. Then this one dude came up to me and started to flirt with me. I was thinking " oh he looks handsome" But then, OMG, gurrrl. Guess what he asked?

He said, ur purse looks cute, what's in it? I was oh hella na. You is not going to look through my purse cuz like that rude and stuff. I was like " no ". He like wouldn't stop asking me. So i was like " boy why u so obessed with me" And then i slapped him across the face. He left the club embarassed, omg gurl.

Reply September 29, 2012
TeenDream

jesus christ..

Reply September 29, 2012
Segumisama

@ZombieOverlord: Hey, it's just the way things are. he's more Dominant than you, sorry.

Reply September 29, 2012
ZombieOverlord

[quote=Segumisama]Dimo would be on top.

@thingy : none of those 'stories' are connected... they're more like snippets of short stories lol.
@stealthike : I don't really know enough about drhye to make one of him.
@erudite : if you give me credit and link me to where you publish them, go for it.
@wontpostmuch : you're not my mom! you don't know me![/quote]

You tyrant!

Reply September 29, 2012
Segumisama

[quote=ZombieOverlord]Needs more me.[/quote]

Dimo would be on top.

@thingy : none of those 'stories' are connected... they're more like snippets of short stories lol.
@stealthike : I don't really know enough about drhye to make one of him.
@erudite : if you give me credit and link me to where you publish them, go for it.
@wontpostmuch : you're not my mom! you don't know me!

Reply September 29, 2012
WontPostMuch

TS, wut r u doin....TS...Stahp.

Reply September 29, 2012 - edited