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i wish mosquitoes were deathly allergic to my blood

i wish my blood was poison to them and they all died dead die a very brutal terrible severe painful death once they take it. why cant they drink blood out of each others asses my house is swarming i hate summer worst season ever i will die of blood loss i swear

June 22, 2014

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TightAss

[quote=xFaceIess]I hate mosquitos. Yesterday night, there was a breeze outside (for once), and I thought it'd be nice to sleep outside.
Worst mistake ever.
I was really tired so I actually fell asleep, but I kept waking up because I kept feeling something crawling all over me. Got mad, and came inside at 2am-ish, with my face, arms, and hands covered in mosquito bites.
No but seriously, my face is covered. Its gross.
Never.again. never.. [/quote]

damn that really sucks. bet you'll never make that mistake again

Reply June 22, 2014
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[quote=RitoPls]I wish I weren't allergic to mosquito bites. They're literally the only thing to which I'm allergic and it sucks. But apparently they're planning a mosquito genocide, so that's cool.[/quote]

Umm they tried that before and they didn't wipe them all out with a toxic (DDT). Since the only ones that survived were resistant to DDT now most mosquito are immune to it. Talk about backfire fail on an international level lol...

Reply June 22, 2014
East

[quote=RitoPls]I wish I weren't allergic to mosquito bites. They're literally the only thing to which I'm allergic and it sucks. But apparently they're planning a mosquito genocide, so that's cool.[/quote]

So what happens if you get bitten?

Reply June 22, 2014
RitoPls

I wish I weren't allergic to mosquito bites. They're literally the only thing to which I'm allergic and it sucks. But apparently they're planning a mosquito genocide, so that's cool.

Reply June 22, 2014 - edited
tsubasa128

You're gonna have dead mosquitoes stuck to your body when they bite you. That's gross.

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xFaceIess

I hate mosquitos. Yesterday night, there was a breeze outside (for once), and I thought it'd be nice to sleep outside.
Worst mistake ever.
I was really tired so I actually fell asleep, but I kept waking up because I kept feeling something crawling all over me. Got mad, and came inside at 2am-ish, with my face, arms, and hands covered in mosquito bites.
No but seriously, my face is covered. Its gross.
Never.again. never..

Reply June 22, 2014 - edited
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Have you ever watched a mosquito try to attack you? They are so sneaky and curse their wings beating so fast that its inaudible to the human ear anywhere besides right next to the ear.

Reply June 22, 2014 - edited
ilikefoodand

I wish natural selection would have gave humans insect repellent odor that repels insects and attract pandas.

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SilverFoxR

Even if they died after drinking your blood, you'd still be bitten.

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yoyotwistap65

You have stuff against them.
I wish that mosquitoes don't make such an annoying zoom sound late at night. I CAN'T SLEEP! >.<

Reply June 22, 2014 - edited
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you better keep your promise, you swore!1

In all seriousness, that sucks man. No idea how so many mosquitoes got into your house...do you leave your windows and doors open? Just...move around a lot

Reply June 22, 2014 - edited
LostMyJob

insect repellent?

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