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In honor of..

In honor of obiscuits...

In mid-october, there was an event where you can change your name. Everyone was excited about this event, some even wrote essay-length texts that listed all the IGNs they wanted to snatch. I, myself was hyped for this exhilarting event. I wanted the ign "Biscuits", but the first sentence says in honor of obiscuits.. w0t dis?? During the event, maplers received name change coupons. After I received mine, I immediately went to the character selection screen. Under my current IGN, there was a "CHANGE NAME" option. I clicked it, entered "Biscuits".. and then bam. It gave me an error. Someone already got it and I was too later. At that very moment, I cried. For countless nights, I cried. I cried during class. I cried when I eat. I cried when I was studying. You can say I cried a river . I mananged to obtain the IGN "oBiscuits", and then quickly realized, it did not really matter. True happiness is not attained through self-gratification (I wanted the Biscuits IGN), but through fidelity to a worthy purpose. I wanted to worship the Biscuit God with my godly Biscuit IGN. What really matters is what is inside. I may be oBiscuits on the outside but in the inside, I am Biscuits.

To all those who were not able to get the ign you wanted... live on. We all seek happiness, but sometimes life throws you off the rail, and then you start going into a different direction. What I am trying to say is to achieve true happiness, you have to live in the moment. Your IGN does not define who you are, you r who u r...

In honor of oBiscuits.. I am going to eat breakfast belVita. It may not be morning for me right now but I will eat it anyways. Four hours of nutritious steady energy, great for the morning but too bad I am not eating it in the morning. Nineteen whole grain per serving. These aren't just breakfast belVita biscuits, but cinnamon brown sugar biscuits. Yum, right?

Here's a picture of the breakfast Belvita cinnamon brown sugar pack. It looks yummy and I am eating it right now.
http://imgur.com/I1Vw1k3

In celebration of oBiscuits, I will be releasing these IGNs by tomorrow midnight : http://imgur.com/FbTvc4t

tldr; am salty because I didn't get the biscuits ign, cried a river, came to the realization that it does not matter, and then honor oBiscuits by eating breakfest Belvita cinnamon brown sugar biscuits..

Update (5 minutes later) The breakfast belvita cinnamon brown sugar biscuits are good. belvita sponsor me

November 3, 2015

16 Comments • Newest first

BlazeMaple

Didn't even bother changing any name. I spend enough time picking names as it is.

Reply November 3, 2015
Harry923

I got my SantaKun

Reply November 3, 2015
SoulStreak

Slightly, Vallard(the one i wanted dearly) and Briana (my fiancee's RL name on her bowmaster.), ChineseGold, GoldFarmer, YouNeedMe, YouWantMe. All mine and are systematically being used.

Reply November 3, 2015
xFaceIess

GUESSWHAT. C:
Ok so I logged in right when the event started and like, I got the IGN I've wanted since ages ago!
I'M THE REAL FACELESS NOW WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOo
-flips hair- Yasssssssssss~
#genuine #1-word-ign

Ah. I suppose I should update my basil avatar to flaunt my sexy new ign. Hm.

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FancyBiscuit

*pats you on the shoulder* do not worry fellow biscuit do not give up hope, that ign may be freed up again in the near future (hopefully)

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Recording247

@xaiosun: they have been, on another forbidden forum VIPs get the list of igns freed up

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Xaiosun

I could have sworn Zelkova said something about names that were snagged up by botters getting released... What a load of crap.

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trumpet205

Okay then....

Didn't name change because I'm happy with mine.

Reply November 3, 2015 - edited
Yondaime

i couldnt get any good names.. but i was able to change my thunder breaker's name Myobokuu to Myoboku ;v

also by any chance can i have yuichiro? :0

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Kagura

i have 69er and theGOAT

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Traitor

@recording247: He didn't get sniped. He didnt even try to save it beforehand going into the game to get the ign change coupon. Wasted time is a loss.

Reply November 3, 2015 - edited
Weeb

Asui is a nice IGN :o

Reply November 3, 2015 - edited
Nyan

sellout

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BerserkerKing

BalrogSlayer

/thread

Reply November 3, 2015 - edited
Recording247

i hate ign snipers, scums of the scums

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