I think I have the worst roommate ever
I'm pretty sure I have the worst roommate ever and I'll list why I think so.. let me know if you've ever had a roommate that can compare to this..
- Takes a shower twice a week
- Leaves dirty laundry all over the floor and stinks the room up
- Leaves everything on floor and makes room look messy
- Sleeps 16 hours a day making me feel I have to be quiet even during the afternoon even at 6pm or later
- Comes back really late usually around 4 or 5 am and waking me up
- Eats with the most annoying lip smacking habit ever
- Comes back from drinking and starts vomiting all night and morning
- Sleeps with the desk light on and shining in my face
- Talks/giggles in his sleep and moans during his sleep
- Moans like a little baby A LOT when he's sick
- Doesn't take out his garbage until it has sat there rotting and stinking up the room for an entire week
- Presses the snooze button for an average of 15 times every afternoon before he decides to wake up
- Doesn't put phone on vibrate so sounds is constantly going off
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Theres only one way out of this.
Kill him.
[quote=xunknownx]Yea, that was his record for pressing snooze but on average I would say he presses snooze 15 times..[/quote]
OHHH thats where it came from LOL. and i think i got mistaken with the garbage part. because my friend also tells me that his room mate doesnt take out the trash either and my friend always has to do it.
i hate hate hate hate hate bad roommates. they're just not considerate. they don't notice the little details.
it's like i'm the only one that knows how to be AWARE.
but you can't hold everybody to your standards. sometimes people do things that might be normal to them but you consider it very rude.
oh well. everyone in college is a weirdo except me.
My first dorm roommate slept super late, missed most of her classes (we had one together) and when she watches stuff on hulu or wherever she doesn't wear headphones and laughs in her regular voice.
My second one would always come back with massive B.O. She was nice though.
My roommate now has a minifridge next to her and whenever she opens it, I'm hit with this really gross smell. She also has morning classes but walks around really loud and after her first/second alarm, she wakes up, and leaves the room to do whatever in the bathroom and sometimes lets the next couple alarms run. Also, her tablet makes the strangest noises and her phone buzzes all night long. She also has allergies so we have no ventilation and she still decides to hang wet towels and makes the room musky af.
Getting my own room next year.
[quote=oliikills][url=http://www.basilmarket.com/forum/2631915/0/Pressed_the_snooze_button_35_times_before_waking_up.html]I knew this sounded a bit familiar[/url][/quote]
Yea, that was his record for pressing snooze but on average I would say he presses snooze 15 times..
[quote=xunknownx]- Presses the snooze button for an average of 15 times every afternoon before he decides to wake up[/quote]
[url=http://www.basilmarket.com/forum/2631915/0/Pressed_the_snooze_button_35_times_before_waking_up.html]I knew this sounded a bit familiar[/url]
[quote=yomamma1134]well someone at least posted this before on basil, and i know for a fact... I remember because people were discussing in the thread of how he manages to get 16 hours of sleep and how he snoozes the button for such a long time. Also i personally remember the not taking out the trash part[/quote]
Well, that could be a coincidence with the 16 hour sleep thing but there is absolutely no way in hell you've seen this same exact thread before. There's no reason for me to copy paste someone elses thread about them complaining about their roommates terrible habits.
my friends dorm buddy threw up in the room the first day in them because of a party.
[quote=xunknownx]There's no way you guys have read this thread before unless you just read the thread I posted in LoL forum just now[/quote]
well someone at least posted this before on basil, and i know for a fact... I remember because people were discussing in the thread of how he manages to get 16 hours of sleep and how he snoozes the button for such a long time. Also i personally remember the not taking out the trash part
[quote=bearodactyl]>Sleeps 16 hours a day
>comes back at 4-5am
op i think your room mates a vampire[/quote]Vampire? More like a lot of college students.
complaining about it on basil ought to do the trick
[quote=DarkOdor]Some of these are hilarious. Sorry if this is true. My roommate this year was a friend from high school so we got along fairly well. He usually pranks me though (Goes on a pron site when im away from my laptop), but it's all good. Anyway, i'm living in a pothead suite next year so... that'll suck[/quote]
All of these are 100% real things that he does, I genuinely believe I have one of the worst roommates ever in at least my campus.
Some of these are hilarious. Sorry if this is true. My roommate this year was a friend from high school so we got along fairly well. He usually pranks me though (Goes on a pron site when im away from my laptop), but it's all good. Anyway, i'm living in a pothead suite next year so... that'll suck
At least he doesn't stab you.
His parents must be proud for raising such a responsible son with impeccable manners.
There's no way you guys have read this thread before unless you just read the thread I posted in LoL forum just now
uhh, i remember reading this thread before 0_o
Challenge accepted, I will become a worse roommate than this person.
Why do I get the feeling I've heard this before?