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Valedictorian Speech Ideas

Sup folks, I'm just here to ask if any of you guys have some great quotes I could use in my speech.

There's like a 95% chance I'm just gonna copy something from google, but I might as well get some ideas now, since commencement isn't till October.

July 26, 2012

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xVolcomStone

[quote=Xgo321]Writing a speech as a valedictorian is so cheesy nowadays, and the messages they give out are all the same.

It's kind of hard to write a really nice speech, but long memorable stories will probably do the best.

I would be really stuck if I had to write a speech lol[/quote]

Yeah... I was just the first person to be offered the gig. I couldn't say no.

Unfortunately now I have to write the stupid speech.

Reply July 28, 2012
Xgo321

[quote=xVolcomStone]Heck to the yes brother. And that'd be overkill.

[url=http://i49.tinypic.com/1zwj6dt.jpg]Eh, I'm arrogant enough.[/url][/quote]

Writing a speech as a valedictorian is so cheesy nowadays, and the messages they give out are all the same.

It's kind of hard to write a really nice speech, but long memorable stories will probably do the best.

I would be really stuck if I had to write a speech lol

Reply July 27, 2012
7thSilencer

-insert name here- has left the building.

Proceed to step of the stage and leave.

Reply July 26, 2012
imtwocats

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZ37GX5h2yQ]Do something like this.[/url]

Reply July 26, 2012
Llamaemon

I remember during my older siblings grad class their valedictorian dissed all of the teachers (and some students) and was dragged off the stage.

Reply July 26, 2012
UglierBetty

sing pokemon or something

Reply July 26, 2012
punx

I wish I worked harder freshman year

Reply July 26, 2012
xVolcomStone

[quote=Xgo321]Were you really valedictorian what

and you should mention your good looks or something[/quote]

Heck to the yes brother. And that'd be overkill.

[url=http://i49.tinypic.com/1zwj6dt.jpg]Eh, I'm arrogant enough.[/url]

Reply July 26, 2012 - edited
Xgo321

Were you really valedictorian what

and you should mention your good looks or something

Reply July 26, 2012 - edited
FiendOverlord

[quote=Kingsleh]And in 10 years we'll be working for him and this won't matter.[/quote]

It's easy to get straight A s. If you take the easy classes. I wouldve got it if it weren't for that one English teacher during fall semester...

Reply July 26, 2012 - edited
Schokoshake

@Kingsleh: We? Perhaps you, but not me. Even such a comparison between you and I makes me cringe.

Reply July 26, 2012 - edited
Schokoshake

If you're the valedictorian, then I am saddened that you would choose to just copy something from Google.

Reply July 26, 2012 - edited
Rezoina

I'd like to thank my saludictorians and all my other fellow classmates for making it easier for me to become validictorian.

Reply July 26, 2012 - edited
Fiercerain

"I'm better than all y'all. So suck it up and be happy for me, thank you very much, and you too mumsy"

or

"Often times I feel that making a speech like this is very superficial because it's very difficult to surmise what will happen to many of us. Where our academic careers, or our budding careers will carry us for the rest of our lives, but one thing is for certian. Hashtag yolo twenty twelve y'all. Thank you, I appreciate this opportunity."

Reply July 26, 2012 - edited
TheLoyalPlum

"F*** all the people who said you couldn't do it."

o.o''

Reply July 26, 2012 - edited
Kiwiigreen

Awh, congratulations on being valedictorian ^_^.

You could talk about the experiences and obsticales that comes from Preschool to the day you graduate.

Reply July 26, 2012 - edited
xVolcomStone

[quote=helloevey1]yolo[/quote]

So like...

"Now she want a photo
You already know though
You only live once: that's the motto YOLO"

Thanks dude, that's probably half my speech.

@FiendOverlord: Heck yeah I'm bragging, might as well.

Reply July 26, 2012 - edited
FiendOverlord

Oh.. oh.. oh... you're cool. Bragging bout your straight As since for all of high school >.< >.< What are you doing here? Fishing for compliments?

/attitude

OT: Add this line in it. "I write my life in pen because I don't make mistakes." You'll sound arrogant. But that's okay.

Reply July 26, 2012 - edited
wallnuts

meatball meatball spaghetti underneath!
ravioli ravioli great barrier reef!

Reply July 26, 2012 - edited