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Fight a tiger who ate a man or Fight a man who ate a tiger

February 19, 2013

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CaptCandy

Tiger's banned guys.

Reply February 19, 2013
goatman0079

[quote=Ezperanza11]Fight a man who ate a tiger. You never said how he ate it. What if it's his culture to eat tigers and its a traditional dish? No one said he wrestled it down and tore it to shreds. What if it's an innocent uh.... Cultural man? That has absolutely no strength and didn't get the tiger himself? It was served to him, perhaps. Ill take him on if that's the case [/quote]

to use your logic, I would fight the the tiger because he never said whether the tiger was alive or dead, has claws or not, has teeth or not, whether or not it had all of its limbs, whether or not it is docile, and whether or not I have to use my bare hands or if I can use weapons.

Reply February 19, 2013
cool123ter

[quote=Reasonable]man who ate it
but boys can't hit girls [/quote]
That would imply something...

Reply February 19, 2013
Zinaxx

[quote=Ezperanza11]Fight a man who ate a tiger. You never said how he ate it. What if it's his culture to eat tigers and its a traditional dish? No one said he wrestled it down and tore it to shreds. What if it's an innocent uh.... Cultural man? That has absolutely no strength and didn't get the tiger himself? It was served to him, perhaps. Ill take him on if that's the case [/quote]

Really good point

Reply February 19, 2013
Zulucker

[quote=Ezperanza11]Fight a man who ate a tiger. You never said how he ate it. What if it's his culture to eat tigers and its a traditional dish? No one said he wrestled it down and tore it to shreds. What if it's an innocent uh.... Cultural man? That has absolutely no strength and didn't get the tiger himself? It was served to him, perhaps. Ill take him on if that's the case [/quote]

Now THAT'S reasonable.

Reply February 19, 2013
klu180

Born the year of the tiger...osh noes

Reply February 19, 2013 - edited
Ezperanza11

Fight a man who ate a tiger. You never said how he ate it. What if it's his culture to eat tigers and its a traditional dish? No one said he wrestled it down and tore it to shreds. What if it's an innocent uh.... Cultural man? That has absolutely no strength and didn't get the tiger himself? It was served to him, perhaps. Ill take him on if that's the case

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TheDStar

I am the tiger.

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goatman0079

I would eat the tiger, then proceed to thoroughly beat myself as i am the man who ate the tiger. Then I would eat myself and erase myself from existance

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TheWolf

i would fight the tiger

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CrucibIes

i rather fight the man cuz i eat beef from cows and cows are bigger!

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LeonDragneel

I've always wanted to wrestle a tiger
The first option

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MegaZord

fight the man who ate the tiger.
then eat him.

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