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Unable to Communicate with Henehoes.

I have several henehoes added on my BL. I'm either friends or long-time-friends with them.

However, I usually talk about
-training/grinding
-pqing
-questing
-bossing
-items/equips/scrolling
-etcetera, etcetera.

I mean yeah I do talk about things like real life, school, music, sports (tennis), technology, art, etc. too.

However, my conversations with my henehoe friends when i either 'stalk' them or they 'stalk' me goes:

me: hi
henehoe: o hai der
me: i grinded for 4 hours today so stalking time!
henehoe: cool
me: you uh should level faster? o-o
henehoe: ima slap yuu if you say that again
me: o-o
henehoe: --awkward silence--
me: -talks a lot about non-henehoe-friendly subjects-
henehoe: --silence--
henehoe: so today, my hubby went....

So yeah. Anyone else have trouble communicating?
Also, B> lessons on how to talk to henehoes.

November 24, 2010

47 Comments • Newest first

marimois

[quote=lunarfoxy2]F6 at everything they say... And you'll soon be accepted lol.[/quote]

hahah true also when u talk use ¨<3¨and the end

Reply November 25, 2010
xBabiigirl

[quote=QuicksilverFX]Henehoes in general have low intelligence and cannot converse smoothly.[/quote]

We are smart too.

Reply November 25, 2010 - edited
futakeye

[quote=M0neyJ4cker]yes i thought it was funny[/quote]

Well, seeing as no one actually said something about it, it is not.

Reply November 25, 2010 - edited
setget

am i a henehoe? i talk about stuff like pqing and grinding but i also talk about how my day went with my friends

Reply November 25, 2010 - edited
futakeye

[quote=M0neyJ4cker]i thought it was 47%
or am i wrong?[/quote]

You want a reaction on your comment so badly that you make it twice?

Reply November 25, 2010 - edited
greenelf

Buddy meee!

Reply November 25, 2010 - edited
MesosPlease4

[quote=Quickjumper7][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=266aNHxY6ec]Forrest Gump's a henehoe?[/url][/quote]

Well since most henehoes are retarted too...

Reply November 25, 2010 - edited
Quickjumper7

[quote=TagShadow][b]EVERY[/b] HENE HOE knows somebody by the name of JENNY![/quote]

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=266aNHxY6ec]Forrest Gump's a henehoe?[/url]

Reply November 25, 2010 - edited
Naruto1337

Is it just me or should henehoes just get their own world instead and the problems would be out of the world?

Reply November 25, 2010 - edited
Theif4evah1

[quote=WorkOfArt]I have several henehoes added on my BL. I'm either friends or long-time-friends with them.

However, I usually talk about
-training/grinding
-pqing
-questing
-bossing
-items/equips/scrolling
-etcetera, etcetera.

I mean yeah I do talk about things like real life, school, music, sports (tennis), technology, art, etc. too.

However, my conversations with my henehoe friends when i either 'stalk' them or they 'stalk' me goes:

me: hi
henehoe: o hai der
me: i grinded for 4 hours today so stalking time!
henehoe: cool
me: you uh should level faster? o-o
henehoe: ima slap yuu if you say that again
me: o-o
henehoe: --awkward silence--
me: -talks a lot about non-henehoe-friendly subjects-
henehoe: --silence--
henehoe: so today, my hubby went....

So yeah. Anyone else have trouble communicating?
Also, B> lessons on how to talk to henehoes.[/quote]

Oh hai babe did u hear about jenny? <3. Yesh i like pie too. So today my hubby was all like! How dare you talk about griding f3 im deleting u!
Pretending im a gay henehoe lol

Reply November 25, 2010 - edited
Cloudshadowv

Know how to completely piss off a hene hoe? Just defame them. Defaming a hene hoe is like shooting them in the foot. They will go crazy and so will all there hene hoe friends. I have tried this lol. Its quite funny but can be overwhelming.

Reply November 24, 2010 - edited
PierceMyHeart

@OMGx3POTATO: Well, I did train side characters too. o.o Being a 120 Henehoe wasn't so bad, I was actually ahead of most people at that time~
I'm not against, I just can't relate to those henehoes anymore, same thing in Windia. It's like: :c

Reply November 24, 2010 - edited
OMGx3POTATO

@PierceMyHeart: Well I'm sorry that I'm stupid, LOL. God I met so many people on Maple I can't remember most of them. and they're all "OMG HAI!"....
God Imma noob, and yes, omg 20 moar. :]
Also, you used to henehoe wth so don't be against ,LOL.
OT: I love Henehoe drama in Galicia. Smegain' to breakup,LOL

Reply November 24, 2010 - edited
Solunum

Just ignore hene hoes, this is a video game, not a social network which seems to be what half of this population has made it >.>

Reply November 24, 2010 - edited
PierceMyHeart

@OMGx3POTATO: I've been on and off Galicia o3o. I came in dressed up in noob clothes and you didn't recognize~
Nice nice, 100 xD Only 20 to go?

OT: I wouldn't stoop down to the henehoe's level of talking to communicate however. If you simply cannot talk to them, find other not-so-henehoe friends x]

Reply November 24, 2010 - edited
Xgo321

[quote=DanishDude1]First you must realize that they generally have no real life, or no social life at least, outside of Maplestory. So obviously they are going to be bringing all their emotions, problems, etc. into Maplestory, meaning that they will have a completely different perception of what's important when playing Maplestory. Their values, particularly within Maplestory, are just completely different. So, if you're not like them and you have an actual life, then socializing and talking with them is generally quite futile and often just a massive waste of time.[/quote]

Are you a psychologist or a professor or a PhD by any chance? xD I never thought of that. :O

Reply November 24, 2010 - edited
OMGx3POTATO

[quote=PierceMyHeart]Hey F6 girl. ForfeitPeace.
Hmm? If you're not a henehoe, then what are you now? :o

OT: I'm sure there are literate henehoes out there.[/quote]
OMG IT'S YOU. Oh god. Where have you been, ./rages. And I recently started training, finally hit 100..now i'm hunting cwoods.
OT: What he said about me just proves that henehoes like to F6, LOL. Oh god. :]

Reply November 24, 2010 - edited
PierceMyHeart

[quote=OMGx3POTATO]To be one of us, simply spam boosters while F1ing, that may make us accept you!
No. I may have been a henehoe, but not anymore..they really annoy me.[/quote]

Hey F6 girl. ForfeitPeace.
Hmm? If you're not a henehoe, then what are you now? :o

OT: I'm sure there are literate henehoes out there.

Reply November 24, 2010 - edited
somebody

Get some big chairs that will attract attention. Then f6. And say Herro!~

Reply November 24, 2010 - edited
BanditSin496

Yeah, I think I'll make a henehoe guide and put it in the guide section...

Couple things you need...

-Capability to press F6 with middle finger constantly.
-Talk about stupid things.
-Absolutely, NEVER TRAIN.
-Being an idiot helps too.

Reply November 24, 2010 - edited
5outof5

@sams: I hope thats a compliment

Reply November 24, 2010 - edited
j1337

[quote=VivaLaPastel]Just walk up to a group and say LOLLLLLL did you hear about what happened to Jenny? They'll be all over for for conversation since all henehoes seem to know someone by that name [/quote]
[url=http://i54.tinypic.com/33wl7yd.jpg]Miracle worker[/url]

Reply November 24, 2010 - edited
killerjonjen

Summon a Boss on them and mass defame em then hack em teehee

Reply November 24, 2010 - edited
iBlaster

Alright, so to talk with hene hoes you follow this example
me: Hi
Henehoe : Hi
me : i haz nx!
henehoe : omgaaah
me : oicwutudidthar
henehoe : -really intrested since they think you'll gift em something... which you ofcourse wont in the end-

./The end!

Reply November 24, 2010 - edited
SinL0rdz

[quote=ho1yxxcleric]More like 98%.[/quote]

Technically you only need 1 finger to be placed under the F6 button.

Reply November 24, 2010 - edited
Srurtuphr

[quote=SnailStomper][url=http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080702135307/familyguy/images/c/cf/Vlcsnap-165143.png]Ohohoho. Is funny because your avatar looks like henehoe too![/url][/quote]

LOL
You win buddy, you win.

Reply November 24, 2010 - edited
Appiecore

LOLOLOL. Henehoe's will always be henehoes. They're like a bajillion types of them. One's that have good grammar, and make sense.. then there are the one's that talk about their "bfs", "hubbies" and how many chairs, items, if someone has the same NX shirt as them, their 'twin', blah blah.. and stuff. 'Cause I'm friends with someone that acts like that in real life. Most of them seem to have stupid NX that doesn't match. I'm not saying that I'm not a henehoe, cause I am. XD. It's just that I know soo many people who are like "the typical henehoe"... Lol. & My "pro" friends, the ones that usually train, always tell me to stop henehoeing and train.. So, they probably feel the same way as you. Trying to understand henehoes will be hard if you aren't one. But IDK. Some henehoes are just too stupid to understand.

Reply November 24, 2010 - edited
nujsk

[quote=chewkup]You don't communicate with them, Its like talking to a dumb blonde, u just can't.
Instead, you command them.[/quote]

This comment is gold. <3

Reply November 24, 2010 - edited
jiesiren1213

[quote=VivaLaPastel]Just walk up to a group and say LOLLLLLL did you hear about what happened to Jenny? They'll be all over for for conversation since all henehoes seem to know someone by that name [/quote]
Or Danny

Reply November 24, 2010 - edited
mlsxxx13

I talk about ERRTHANG, GURL.
Honestly, I know how you feel. Hene hoe's are just.... all they talk about is their "hubbys" and "hene hoe drama" as I like to call it. this is what you do. Delete them. They won't notice. xD

And Try to avoid the one's who seem uneducated. It really helps.

Reply November 24, 2010 - edited
ho1yxxcleric

[quote=10734]You need to remove 37% of your brain first. [/quote]

More like 98%.

Reply November 24, 2010 - edited
Naruto1337

[quote=SnailStomper][url=http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080702135307/familyguy/images/c/cf/Vlcsnap-165143.png]Ohohoho. Is funny because your avatar looks like henehoe too![/url][/quote]
Where is the like button for this comment?

Reply November 24, 2010 - edited
SnailStomper

[url=http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080702135307/familyguy/images/c/cf/Vlcsnap-165143.png]Ohohoho. Is funny because your avatar looks like henehoe too![/url]

Reply November 24, 2010 - edited
Naruto1337

I got an A+++ in school in HeneHoe-language.
Need to learn? Call 666.

Reply November 24, 2010 - edited
Galavan

Hmm, I like where this thread is going. Haha

Reply November 24, 2010 - edited
itsbryan

Dont worry, you wont have to. I am currently working on an anti-hene serum.
This concoction will cure all henehoes, thereby fixing all the problems in the maple story world

Reply November 24, 2010 - edited
GuitarGoo

henehoes aren't nearly as bad as kerning-prostitutes...

Reply November 24, 2010 - edited
andretheman

its time for me to be a hene hoe now, i got 60 dollars leftover so ima use it to be a hene hoe

Reply November 24, 2010 - edited
theONEstar

You should chill at leafre instead

Reply November 24, 2010 - edited
5outof5

Well you gotta understand that henehoes as we call them in this time and era or not actually homo sapiens like us. They are more in between like a mutation that occurred during the process of evolution. So basically 2 species came out. One which would be us and then its those "henehoes". Now these henehoes they are very special creatures. They're genome structure is exactly the same but their jaw structure seems to change every 5-10 minutes. This caused them to create their own language. For centuries we have been trying to figure out this complex yet simple language but it seems that the neuron capillary in their brain also changes at a certain rate. This causes those frequent awkward silences we all notice. recently we've also discovered that these 'henehoes' also have a very small attention span. It's taken centuries for us to find the information we've gathered but it just seems we must segregate these 'henehoes' from us because they are ruining our environment like...like viruses. It's just unsafe for generations to come. Someday...Someday we will figure out the problem with these henehoes and bring the truth into the light...

Reply November 24, 2010 - edited
OMGx3POTATO

To be one of us, simply spam boosters while F1ing, that may make us accept you!
No. I may have been a henehoe, but not anymore..they really annoy me.

Reply November 24, 2010 - edited
SirMeepster

Find the ones that type literately.

Reply November 24, 2010 - edited
Icephoenix21

Oh my god...haha this is so true. I have like 3-4 hoes on my buddy list, and its hard to communicate with them. I can feel the f6-ing over buddy chat.

Reply November 24, 2010 - edited
DLiu456

Henehoes really are strange beings indeed. Also, like the others said, talk about rl stuff instead of maplestory and then hold down the f6 button. P.S. Leech, don't train.

Edit: Date on maple.

Reply November 24, 2010 - edited
VivaLaPastel

Just walk up to a group and say LOLLLLLL did you hear about what happened to Jenny? They'll be all over for for conversation since all henehoes seem to know someone by that name

Reply November 24, 2010 - edited
lunarfoxy2

Why would you even want to communicate with a hene hoe? On a side note.
Just stalk them to henesys.
F6 at everything they say... And you'll soon be accepted lol.

Reply November 24, 2010 - edited
KolakCC

Talk about rl instead of ms?

Reply November 24, 2010 - edited