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The story of my dating life

This video illustrates it pretty accurately

http://9gag.com/gag/4632257

July 2, 2012

23 Comments • Newest first

032193sid

Your parents probably beat you or something

Reply July 2, 2012
skwirl37

[quote=032193sid]I go on 9gag because I have a sense of humor. You go on basil to make yourself feel better by flaming people because your life sucks so much amirte?[/quote]
>9gag
>sense of humor

LOL

Reply July 2, 2012
032193sid

I go on 9gag because I have a sense of humor. You go on basil to make yourself feel better by flaming people because your life sucks so much amirte?

Reply July 2, 2012
skwirl37

[quote=032193sid]I feel like the only reason you're bashing 9gag so much is because it gives you a false sense of maturity [/quote]

I feel the only reason yOu go on 9gag is because you are immature.

Reply July 2, 2012
032193sid

I feel like the only reason you're bashing 9gag so much is because it gives you a false sense of maturity

Reply July 2, 2012
skwirl37

[quote=032193sid]This is probably the last time I will try to concur with someone that I'm 13 in an attempt to sound sarcastic. Thanks.[/quote]
>claims to be 20
>Doesn't understand that you cannot read sarcasm
>goes on 9gag

Seems legit to me...

Reply July 2, 2012
032193sid

[quote=skwirl37]ITT 13 year olds use big words they just learned in English class to try to seem smart on the internet.[/quote]

This is probably the last time I will try to concur with someone that I'm 13 in an attempt to sound sarcastic. Thanks.

Reply July 2, 2012
skwirl37

[quote=032193sid]ITT overbearing individuals feed their inferiority complexes by trying to act tough on the internet.[/quote]
ITT 13 year olds use big words they just learned in English class to try to seem smart on the internet.

Reply July 2, 2012
xNightAngelx13

I lol'd so hard when I saw it was a 9gag link.

Reply July 2, 2012
032193sid

ITT overbearing individuals feed their inferiority complexes by trying to act tough on the internet.

Reply July 2, 2012
skwirl37

[quote=032193sid]Dude, I'm 20 and have been with several women. Sorry if I'm not sufficiently impressed that you are with the same girl you dated in middle school.[/quote]

>"I'm 13"
>"I'm 20"

Cool story.

Reply July 2, 2012
032193sid

[quote=skwirl37]Son, I believe you're mistaken calling people out on there sexuality. Especially when you are a mere 13 year old boy. I'm not claiming I know everything but I'm 17 years of age and have dated the same girl since 7th grade (who I know for a fact has women parts) so you can be the judge of who's the more experienced one of the two.[/quote]

Dude, I'm 20 and have been with several women. Sorry if I'm not sufficiently impressed that you are with the same girl you dated in middle school.

Reply July 2, 2012
skwirl37

[quote=032193sid]@skwirl37: I'm not gay, but most of the people that commented here seem to be so I assumed you to be one also.[/quote]

Son, I believe you're mistaken calling people out on there sexuality. Especially when you are a mere 13 year old boy. I'm not claiming I know everything but I'm 17 years of age and have dated the same girl since 7th grade (who I know for a fact has women parts) so you can be the judge of who's the more experienced one of the two.

Reply July 2, 2012
032193sid

@skwirl37: I'm not gay, but most of the people that commented here seem to be so I assumed you to be one also.
@searching: I have no problem with homosexuals, sorry if I implied that. What I find annoying is when they come snapping their fingers at anything that seems ever so slightly politically incorrect. Also, I love it how every single gay guy tries to be a dr.phil around here. Take a joke.

Reply July 2, 2012 - edited
skwirl37

[quote=032193sid]Can't argue the truth Especially from a probably homosexual, sexually frustrated teenager![/quote]

>"Describes my dating life"
>13 hasn't dated anyone
>Video shows heterosexual couple
>Is homosexual

Wut?

Edit: wait, are you calling me the homosexual? Because if you are that's a whole other rant.

Reply July 2, 2012 - edited
032193sid

[quote=Searching]I like how you didn't say anything about the last part.[/quote]

Can't argue the truth Especially from a probably homosexual, sexually frustrated teenager!

Reply July 2, 2012 - edited
032193sid

[quote=skwirl37]I love how you post a 9gag video yet claim to have a dating life. You are no more than 13 years old and MAYBE talked to a girl once.[/quote]

That's exactly how old I am

Reply July 2, 2012 - edited
skwirl37

I love how you post a 9gag video yet claim to have a dating life. You are no more than 13 years old and MAYBE talked to a girl once.

Reply July 2, 2012 - edited
siuttybears

You should've at least tried to write something for that link . . .

[url=http://9gag.com/gag/4632257]Basil has that warning thing but this wouldn't have made them leave right away =][/url]

Reply July 2, 2012 - edited
ZombieOverlord

I slightly lost any shred of respect I might have had for you when you used 9gag.

Reply July 2, 2012 - edited
BurnedFrozen

9gag.

9gag.

Yeah nope.

Reply July 2, 2012 - edited
032193sid

[quote=SaturnDrive]he's ugly

and im gay, so that says something[/quote]

Attractiveness is relative, and the fact that you are homosexual doesn't make your opinion any better than anyone else's I mean cool you're gay, stop walking around like we owe you something

Reply July 2, 2012 - edited
032193sid

Sadface

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