General

Obey the Lols

From the Book of Prophecy
[quote=2KLeaves]In the Beta there was Wizet, and Wizet was with Nexon, and Wizet was Nexon.
And the same was in the Beta with Nexon.
Nexon said: "I am the Alpha and the Omega, the first and the last, the beginning and the end..."
And the law which was brought to us by Spiegelmann, but grace and truth was brought to us by Wizet.
And Wizet is the Word, and the Word breathes out "Maplestory".

The Wizet of Nexon lives! But where is Wizet? I ask you, is Nexon not the One standing alone?
But Wizet was in the Beta with Nexon, and shall be in the end, as Nexon shall be the same throughout the ages.

Wizet's are: the promise that we may not be a pay2win game.
Wizet said: "I am the Way, the Truth, and the Game. Nobody comes to Nexon but through me."
Believe in Wizet, that ye may be free from these tryings to be rich with nx, and striving for damage output, and power.
I tell you truly: ye are children of Nexon. Ye must act according to Nexon to receive such that ye want.
If ye want fun, ye must live to Nexon with fun.
If ye want community, ye must live to Nexon with community.
And if ye not want corruption, ye must live to Nexon with no desire for such things that corrupt.
For corruption comes from lusts for power, nx and damage.

Were it not in the days of Spiegelmann, that we were not happy, and joyful, and glad?
Were it not that we enjoyed CPQ?
If ye loved so the days which were lived, then ye have nostalgia.

But for nostalgia to live, ye must want such nostalgic things.
If ye want fun, ye must live to Nexon with fun.
What Nexon provides, ye ask of it, that it that Nexon provides, was asked from.
Ye then partake of that which has been given, but I ask you, is that which has been given fun that ye asked of?
Have ye asked for fun and community, and not corruption?

But even if ye asked for it, ye have not received.
Why is this so?

Game is Life.
Life is living freely.
Game is living freely.
Game gaming with a passion for friendship, that ye may be exalted above others,
For ye then have gratitude for what Wizet has provided,
And have resisted the temptation of Hax.
Lust for exploitation, power, damage above others, and buying more is not healthy for your experience.
For thou must make friends,
And thou must Game with friends,
And thou must enjoy Game.

Whosoever believeth in Wizet, shall inherit Veteran player-status, and whosoever doth not believeth in Wizet shall surely quit, never to be heard of again.
That we all quit at some time of our lives, we must game in such a way that ye be happy, and joyful, and have enjoyed that which hath been given by Nexon.
Those who believe, shall remember their days in Maplestory, for ever and ever,
Maple-Amen.
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I wish you good tidings my friends!
I bid you farewell!
May peace be with you!
May the force be with you!

#MWAHAHAHA