I want to shoot myself

You know when you have awkward moments and after it happens, you keep replaying in your head over and over again?
Well yeah, that's what I did today. It didn't help that I had three of them in a row.

[b]Awkward moment #1:[/b]
My old English teacher waves to me in the hallway. I go over, we talk, she says she misses my presence in her classroom.
I say that I miss her... diet coke.
She says 'What?'
I am sort of panicking at this point and say 'I miss the way you look super happy whenever you get a diet coke'
I realize that I sound really creepy, almost to the point of student-likes-teacher-goes-to-jail-creepy
I walk slowly away, watching her face twisting into some sort of a painful grimace.

[b]Awkward moment #2:[/b]
Then I hear my friend greet me in the hallway
Delayed response, I turn around after 10 seconds or so to wave and say 'Hey' back
I am waving to a random asian girl I have never seen before. She looks really taken back
I walk to physics and facepalm myself, hard. My friend asks me what's wrong, I tell him, he laughs
and laughs
and laughs

[b]Awkward moment #3:[/b]
I go to work, some demon- I mean, child- has spilled his drink on the floor.
I go to clean it, I bend over, and realize that I have forgotten to put on my belt. I end up flashing my manager with my boxers which are not the most fashionable ones I own... they are bright purple.
My manager doesn't say anything.
I change the subject and then go to the back, sit down, and facepalm myself again.

It's been a long day today.

January 20, 2011

21 Comments • Newest first

AnasF

Tbh, I remember other peoples' awkward moments more than my own.

Reply January 20, 2011

MSfanatiq

When i think of these moments that relapse in my mind, I try to think of ways that I can improve them, so the next time I come close to encountering the same mishap, I'll know what to do to get out of it. Also, what cutie said is true.. if you're tired you'll be less aware of the situation and tend to care less, like i've noticed that i tend to get into embarrasing situations more often when I'm tired, but then again, I don't care when I'm tired.. all I think of is wanting to sleep lol.

Reply January 20, 2011

Ramunesun

then do it.

Reply January 20, 2011

MSfanatiq

omg i know what u mean.. I hate these moments, they just always stay with u.
Like today, I was walking in the hall with a friend that i don't talk to much but after we finished our conversation.. we had nothing to talk about and kept walking and I just kept thinking "say something to get rid of this awkward silence" so I thought of something to talk about and I was like "Hey.." but then we were at the end of the hallway and she said "I have to go to this way, cya"... lmao -facepalm-.

Reply January 20, 2011

Subtly

i don't know about you guys but, all my days are 24 hours long. none are longer than any other.

Reply January 20, 2011

2Samuel

[quote=KrisHoe]At the theatre, buying popcorn before the movie;
man takes order, i pay, he brings me my popcorn.
man : enjoy your movie!
me : you too!
man's face : o__O
me : i mean have a good day.
[/quote]
I did that before too!

[quote=Dylanchu3]I have 1 question...Where did you get your boxers?[/quote]
Not sure, my mom usually buys my und-
I mean idk.

@Above: True. The moments are starting to fade now