Need girl advice Instead of getting over girls like they're saddles on a horse, why not get under them? ;)
I have a big problem So I was watching the Weather Network when this hungry person named Homer rang my doorbell asking for food because he got the munchies. I didn't open the door yet, but he kept yelling he would break down my door and stab me with branches! I'm only 11 years old and my parents are out on their honeymoon... :( Basil, please help! I don't know what to do!
I'm a bit embarrassed Today in class while we were reading on cheap replicated iPads from China, the whole class got screamers and I think I was the only kid in the class that pooped my pants. Now I'm too embarrassed to go back to school. :) My friends kept asking what smelled when I was walking home with them, and then they all noticed brown mush coming out from my pant legs. They all ran home laughing hysterically. What do I do Basil? :)
Why is there a lack of comedians on Basilmarket? "And to conclude today's class, a pun is a rare medium well-done", exclaimed the teacher. The whole class laughs and I'm a bit embarrassed. I felt as if the teacher might have been a tad homosexual, so I let my curious lips speak. "Mr. Gay, is there a legitimate reason to be against gays?" I asked in a very stoic manner. "As a matter of fact, the question lies in the question of 'How does your room look like?'" He responded with a bewildered expression. His answer gave me a blow to my head, really. I never could have thought that my living environment influenced the way I thought of things in my life. "Seriously, what's the point of this?" I gave my reb