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The Little Boy That Got Hacked

There was once a little boy named Bobby. He was obsessed with Maple. Very obsessed. In fact, he did not eat, sleep, drink nor bathe. All he did was Maple all day. One day, as he was logging in his account, it said "Your password was invalid." So little Bobby tried and tried again to put his password. Still, no avail. He cried because he had to face the fact: he got hacked. He had spent 9001 dollars on the game using his daily allowance. He didn't rest until his character was level 200. But now, all his hard work was put to waste. He moved on. He studied hard. He got Straight A's. He ate his vegetables. He slept 8 hours a day. He graduated with scholarship. He made his parents proud. He got married and had two babies.He got a job as a hotel manager. He never touched his MapleStory application for the rest of his life. So let this be a lesson to you. First, do not use all your time in Maple. It consumes you. And second, change your password every 3 months.

Good day to all.

February 2, 2013

10 Comments • Newest first

Business

Maplestory > Real life

Reply February 2, 2013
Swerve

tldr

Reply February 2, 2013
GraveJokerR

Treat your password like your toothbrush: Don't let anyone else use it, and change it every 6 months.

Reply February 2, 2013
MyEyesHurt

[quote=MrSwaagg]Wait a minute... I'm starting to think OP is bobby[/quote]

No It's not me.

Reply February 2, 2013
MyEyesHurt

[quote=BrandonLai]Hm you didn't say anything about him getting a job or anything[/quote]

Edited.

Reply February 2, 2013
MyEyesHurt

[quote=manoqueen]@MyEyesHurt: Then I can finally write my conclusion on my master's degree. It is as I feared...[/quote]

I am not sure though. Radiation may affect the h
Ormones of both males and females due to the chemical substance it has.

Reply February 2, 2013
MyEyesHurt

[quote=manoqueen]I'm doing a research in which my thesis is that social interactions can affect what gender your kids are. What gender were Bobby's kids? I fear his history of obsessive gaming might have impaired his testicles' natural confusion which leads to equal chances of getting girls and boys.[/quote]

1 boy 1 girl

Reply February 2, 2013
6ppl3m6g3

Your lesson doesn't fit the story. If Bobby didn't get hacked he wouldn't have moved on to become successful. If you want to be like Bobby, don't change your password every 3 months and hope you get hacked.

Reply February 2, 2013 - edited
xTagg

Ha, sucks for little bobby

Reply February 2, 2013 - edited