Scenario:You Find Out God,the Bible and the Quran are Real
..And you have a chance to delete,liek,permanently,ALL the verses you don't like and will make following the religion harder,they wouldn't have existed and no one would remember such horrible stuff ever:What verses would you delete?
I would delete all of Leviticus,it's not even taught in Israeli schools for being too contoversial;and I don't know about you,but I love sexual freedom,pork and cheeseburgers but you can keep the seafood verse,shrimps are NASTEY.
That would solve all the nasty looks I get when I don't seperate meat and milk for 6 hours.
EDIT:You HAVE to have something written in these books,and you can only delete one book or merge them.
December 24, 2010
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Replace "God" with "Noobious".
Then I will sell my IGN for couple of bills.
I got another one:
I'll replace the name of the Bible to "Guyble" only unlike the one in Zach and Cody,it'd be about attractive men during Bibalical times.
@ Above
Can you prove that?
By the way,there are plenty of proofs that certain events in the Bible actually DID happen.
[quote=iSmashBugs]delete the Quran.[/quote]
there goes the only real evidence of the past
I'd delete them all and revise it as "Brobible"
Chill 1:1: Be excellent to each other.
[quote=NotZach]I don't know much about the Quran, but uhm I'd edit out every closed minded and discriminative verse in either one. I'd probably just re-write the entire things and make them more logical and teach people to have common sense instead of reading a book on how they should live their lives. Instead it would be a tool that has the potential to promote peace and love, and finding out who you are in your own way, and not to take all of it seriously and let it only be something to help define yourself in some ways. (Yes, I copied that last part from Drawn Together, but Foxxy (Or did Wooldoor say it?) worded it much better.)[/quote]
In what episode?
I don't know much about the Quran, but uhm I'd edit out every closed minded and discriminative verse in either one. I'd probably just re-write the entire things and make them more logical and teach people to have common sense instead of reading a book on how they should live their lives. Instead it would be a tool that has the potential to promote peace and love, and finding out who you are in your own way, and not to take all of it seriously and let it only be something to help define yourself in some ways. (Yes, I copied that last part from Drawn Together, but Foxxy (Or did Wooldoor say it?) worded it much better.)
@WhySoRussian: It was near the end of the episode called: "Clum babies." Where Wooldoor hits puberty and Clara yells about Foxxy trying to teach him how to... release something. So Clara get's a Veggie Tale parody to sing a song about him going to hell, but then Clara needs his 'clum' because it has magical healing powers because Clara got the "Consumption." And then at the end once Foxxy gets Wooldoor to ignore what Clara says, the Larry the Cucumber parody goes psycho and one of the characters give that speach. Shortly after the Larry parody goes psychotic and shoots everyone, and then gets his insanity healed by Wooldoor and then kills himself.
@Leonhardt:
>Raining donuts.
I would do nothing and keep it a secret.
[b]DO NOT ALTER THE COURSE OF HISTORY IN THE FUTURE.[/b]