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Scary homeless black guy outside my house

I hear a black homeless man singing showtunes outside my house and he's just yelling random words as he's singing like, "praise the lawd" and " people, people everywhere,"
I am 100% serious idk what to do as he is keeping me up and I don't want to confront him.
I have a strange suspicion he's @CreamyMilkJr though

November 19, 2012

10 Comments • Newest first

juliacat

[quote=AsukuraExZ]Sounds just like true love.[/quote]

But he's like 60 years old </3
EDIT: Just went outside for a second to check if he was still sleeping... He is... He might be dead though

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TrueAtheist

That's what religion does to people.

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juliacat

Update: He is now sleeping gainst my neighbor's fence and I hav to walk by him to get to school </3

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Quazel

Are you sure its not a Jenova Witness o.o

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SriLankanKen

Call the police if it's a serious problem.

Or set a bomb in a bucket of KFC and lure him into his death. c:

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Barquifa

put a bucket of kfc on your neighbors porch, it should distract him long enough to keep you safe...for now

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SenpaiSanSama

if you invite him in he'll stop singing showtunes

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Antisora12

Minecraft Much?

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DrHye

[quote=CreamyMilkJr]Hello.[/quote]

What kinda sick homeless black guy not only obstructs the peace in a girl's backyard, but also stalks her on basil?
And what are you hiding in that afro? These questions need answers, so start singin'

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ehnogi

You see that all the time in DTLA. It's normal.

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