~YO MAMMA (Maple-Related Jokes) ~ [HEADER]Props to anyone who remembers the old basil thread I made loaded with hilarious maple yo mamma jokes. So, out of pure boredom I decided to make a new one.[/HEADER] [HEADER]Examples[/HEADER] Yo Mamma so fat, even Zakum can't hug her. Yo Mamma is like Scarlion/Targa, she gives good head(s). Yo Mamma so high, when she found a piece of crack she said "where's the pipe?" Yo Mamma can make 100% scrolls fail. Yo Mamma has more slots than an overall. I gave your mom a vicious hammer. She said she needed another one....IN BED! Nexon has rollbacks...yo mamma has rolls on her back. Yo Mamma can't make a Wild Hunter because she is too fat, the jaguar would be crushed :(. Yo Mamma can't use hyper body
Hideously cheesy and adorable maple puns? Necki Please Hot Time? I want to have a Hot Time with you, IN BED! Did you just faf near me? My mushmom raised me to be a fungi. But now I'm always Horny :(. My girlfriend(?) is such a tyrant. She gave me Hermes! OUCH I stepped on a rombot... you're such a blocktopu55y Alishar: What time is it? (you're a special kind of geek if you get this right away) Timer: HOO cares (you're even more special if you get this too right off the bat, and you deserve rainbow-infused internet cocaine) Oz: Why is everyone off to see me? Pierre: I like how that hat looks on you cir cus you cir are awesome. Von Bon: One place I'm never going to is Kerning Freaking City. James Von Bond: I like my chickens Cluckin' not Egge