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Basic guide to asking out your crush. First off, don't call them a crush. Now! I'm assuming anyone can hold a relationship easily enough, that's the easiest and most enjoyable part of the relationship. The relationship. However, what I see is that nobody has any balls to take initiative and [i]start[/i] that relationship. So, I figured me and my helpful, honest personality should try to help people out. That, and I figured it would reduce the inflow of relationship threads for the next ~5 minutes. I don't think very fondly of them. [header]Step 1![/header] First off, get over yourself. What do I mean? I mean that if you mess up there will be more opportunities, At the same time, you're allowed to think that this is important. You like this

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My views on religion Well, one day, I decided to actually form some concrete thinking on my religious views. So I killed myself. Then, as I descended to Hell, I was like "Hey, Satan." He was like "Yeah?" Me: "You drink dude? Satan: "Yeah man, I'm Satan. I like... drink everything." Me: "What? Even your own piss?" Satan: "Hahah dude, I mean like alcohol. I'm Satan. I sin and stuff." Me: "Oh, okay. Well, can I have some?" Satan: "Nah man, you're supposed to burn forever or something. It would all just burn up." Me: "Well, can you take me to heaven? I wanna get God drunk and make him spill some truths and stuff." Satan: "Dude, what the hell. Why couldn't

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Too smart to lucid dream. Yup. Apparently it happens; to me anyways. I seem to develop my dreams too intricately and completely to lucid dream anymore. "How did you get here?" "Oh, we're on vacation/this is a video game/my brother has a baseball game/etc." Looking into mirrors provides an accurate reflection, which is probably the result of my own vanity... Holding my nose does stop breathing. Light switches usually work, if they don't I'll come to the conclusion the circuit/bulb broke. I cannot breathe underwater. I do not own a watch, nor do I ever look at the time. Now, of course, to avoid being all depressing and stuff, what would you basilers if there's something I'm not doing right. Because, you know, lucid dreamin

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I got to thinking about poeple I know [header]This is the slightest bit of a read, but there's an abbreviated version at the bottom.[/header] Now, it's a rare time for me to give advice. It's even rarer that I go on basil. This is the first and probably only time this year I'll be doing both at once. Over the course of my school career, I've gotten to the point where many people have started really opening up to me. I'm actually not a very nice person most of the time, but it seems it's been working out that way on an oddly frequent basis. So, here goes. You know how all those shows and PSAs and whatever you see always show that people put on a big show and they're secretly EXTREMELY insecure? Yeah, that happens a lot. A [i]lot.[/i] As in,

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