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Quick! Need Funny Story Ideas.

For school, I need to think of a funny random retarded story, any ideas?
Ex.Onion the Pink Llama who plays with his comfort object.

November 14, 2010

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one23abc

The story of the dude who borrowed a horse cus he needed to to go work quick
but the horse only starts when you say 'praise the lord!' and stops when you say 'amen'
so the dude goes to work on his horse but he sees a snake
and the horse runs off to the side and the man sees a cliff ahead
but he forgot the word to stop the horse so he says a prayer. At the end of the prayer he says 'amen' and the horse stops just before the edge of the cliff
Then the man is like 'PRAISE THE LORD!'

Reply November 14, 2010
arkrana

and they wanted to play with the bottle of acid on their yoga ball...

Reply November 14, 2010