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Prove your ignorance: World War II

Post the most ignorant thing you can think of regarding WWII, FDR, Pearl Harbor, the Russians, whatever you like!

I'll start: the US is the only reason the Allies won WWII.

December 4, 2010

28 Comments • Newest first

Cubcub

Italy is the worst nation to help you in war, they do nothing then switch sides about half way though....
Wait they did that at WW1

Reply December 5, 2010
MyOracle

Hitler killed himself because a jew baby was born.

OR EVEN BETTER; That dude from Inglorious basterds killed Hitler in a movie theater.

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xxSwirl

US bomb Pearl Harbour themselves so they could blame it on the Japanese.

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BabysAreFood

The Allies were in control the whole time.

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aimory1

Hitler is still alive

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Hermes

WWII happened when a cat ate a mooses left leg after peeing on its mother, Thus the war of kittens and moose started later being helped by other countries such as chickenland, Turkey, Canadia

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LeechLess

It was the Illuminati brah

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azimuth457

WWII was the first, but not last, World War so far.
Edit: Ninja'd..

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Brenny

[quote=NineCrimes]I didn't say lie about WWII. Just say things that people who are ignorant of WWII would say because they're trying to sound like they know what they're talking about. I guess this could also be called, "Pretend to be Sarah Palin."

HEY O[/quote]
I lol'd xD

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Applesnacks

[quote=MaikuX3]Italy was the most useless country of the Axis Powers. All the country did was wave a white surrender flag while eating PASTA! [/quote]

-Cough- Hentalia.

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Applesnacks

[quote=MrMojoRisin]Hitler was doing a good thing.

edit: I think I have the most ignorant statement[/quote]

Actually thats not ignorant at all O_O. It all depends on point of view.

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sichyworm

The Jews killed Jesus, they deserve to die.

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Pepper

The jews deserved it.

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ClementZ

The USA was behind Pearl Harbor.

They wanted an excuse to go to Japan and steal their oil.

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Tesite

The Germans lost b/c they froze to death in Russia.

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FrostyGun

Italy is the soft under belly of Germany. Aka the Italians practically gave up when we invaded and joined our side. ( Italians are weak )

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mlsxxx13

I agree with Mel Gibson.

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orangeking11

Russia built the Iron Curtain because too much sun was getting into Stalin's office. xD

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Chema

U moma so fat she mad 9/11 when she fell from the stairs

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NineCrimes

you

you guys

this is not going like how I envisioned it

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RiceBreak

Hitler isn't dead. He's underground, and he's working together with Michael Jackson to take over the world.

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MagicriceYM

We secretly lost WWII but rewrote the history books.

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NineCrimes

[quote=Zigen]Pearl Harbor was initiated by Samurais.[/quote]

This is obviously true because all Japanese people are basically samurais

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NineCrimes

I didn't say lie about WWII. Just say things that people who are ignorant of WWII would say because they're trying to sound like they know what they're talking about. I guess this could also be called, "Pretend to be Sarah Palin."

HEY O

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tuffghost

the holocaust never happened

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NineCrimes

FDR knew about Pearl Harbor before it happened

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kayfabe

oh ho ho I see where you're going here

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