General

Probably go to the police to file assault charges, after confirming said incident was recorded on surveillance camera of course.

Use a pin to pop his inflatable muscles, smash his head with a bat, throw him in trunk of a car, put something on gas pedal and watch it roll of a cliff into a huge explosion, have a happy meal

giggle uncontrollably. then throw a rock at him, just to watch it deflect.

Use pepperspray
Probably not enough tho

I'd dump my gf and get on his bicep as he flexes it bouncing me up and down as we walk into the sunset.

I pray this is photoshopped because this guy is hella ugly

Hold on, I gotta check his powerlevel first!