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My girlfriend is super pissed at me

Alright my girlfriend is pissed at me over the Christmas present I gave her, and won't even talk to me anymore. For background info she got me a 50 dollar steam giftcard and the last part of the gaming rig I wanted to build.

I hyper her up and told her I was getting her a gift that keeps on giving, she thought it was a fancy vibrator or something else along those lines. On the day of Christmas she gave me my presents in a nicely wrapped big box that was accompanied by a card.

I gave her my laptop and told her to go to her email, she was getting really excited at this point. There was an email labeled the gift that keeps on giving, inside was a link to basilmarket with a fully setup account and custom avatar that mrbasil let me make on the exception it was a heartfelt Christmas present.

She flung my laptop out the window and stormed out of the house, I've been trying to contact her but she's not responding. I just wanted to go on basil with her, but now she won't even acknowledge my existence, what do I do?

January 3, 2013

22 Comments • Newest first

MrSaigon

gg... reallly...

Reply January 3, 2013
EpikSnow

impregnate her and ruin her life

Reply January 3, 2013
ZetraDedd

thats a gift i would love

Reply January 3, 2013
Zunoku

@thedylan: I'm an arrogant obnoxious psychopath that takes everything too seriously.

Of course I do, I just pretend that he isn't and go on my merry way with a reply that would otherwise be uninfluenced by any form of comical rage-inducing lie.

Reply January 3, 2013
Exumaii

Of all sites you picked Basil.

Anyway, I wish we could get custom avis. I don't even play any of the characters I have listed.

Reply January 3, 2013
rangingnoob1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwoM5fLITfk

Reply January 3, 2013
steven7x23

[quote=BladeSoul69]@RonPaul2012:

She could have just made an account herself[/quote]

he went through hard work to get a custom avatar
dats beats any regular thing
he probably went through great lengths to seduce and please mr.B
just to get that and mr.B probably abused him and stuff

Reply January 3, 2013
thedylan

[quote=Zunoku]She gets you a $50 Steam card and a component to finish building a gaming computer/rig/whatever.
You make an online gaming forum account for her.

I was about to be on your side here when you said "I gave her my laptop", but then you just let her USE IT, not actually GIVE IT TO HER. Would have been a MUCH better gift if you had left her a surprise inside her email (with like a .txt file on the Desktop after you nuked the harddrive of all the adult content that linked to her email account) that had some sort of heartfelt surprise. Like a picture of you two together, or a poem, or just SOMETHING, along with a cute little message with X's and O's.

At least that's what I would do. Sadly I'm a weirdo tall freak of nature that no one wants to be near.

Anyway, you dun goofed. I hope that you best make it up to her by gettin' somethin' to compensate. Big time.[/quote]

You do know that he is trolling right?

Reply January 3, 2013
NxRichiie

If she wanted a vibrator that means you must've had a small wiener or you must've been a 20 second man.

Reply January 3, 2013
Zunoku

She gets you a $50 Steam card and a component to finish building a gaming computer/rig/whatever.
You make an online gaming forum account for her.

I was about to be on your side here when you said "I gave her my laptop", but then you just let her USE IT, not actually GIVE IT TO HER. Would have been a MUCH better gift if you had left her a surprise inside her email (with like a .txt file on the Desktop after you nuked the harddrive of all the adult content that linked to her email account) that had some sort of heartfelt surprise. Like a picture of you two together, or a poem, or just SOMETHING, along with a cute little message with X's and O's.

At least that's what I would do. Sadly I'm a weirdo tall freak of nature that no one wants to be near.

Anyway, you dun goofed. I hope that you best make it up to her by gettin' somethin' to compensate. Big time.

Reply January 3, 2013
crossbowMS

should have gotten her the vibrator she apparently wanted + who need women when you have men

Reply January 3, 2013
SeeminglyExists

[url=http://www.gophoto.it/view.php?i=http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/31680218.jpg#.UOT19G9pfK0]lol[/url]

Reply January 3, 2013
Reflexes

She's goin naurto-land.

Reply January 3, 2013
Rianael

Reddit would have been a way better gift .

Reply January 3, 2013
HastyHeist

lol, basil account as a gift

Reply January 3, 2013
Jaulian

Hey whats her account name? O_O

Reply January 3, 2013
AlaricFM

Heh. So she's the I scratch your back, you scratch mine typ'a girl.

Reply January 3, 2013
PhanniLynn

Meh. If I was her I wouldn't really like the basil account anyways. There's other better gifts you could've given her.

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Rianael

Go into her room. And make love to her. Simple. Girls dig that.

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GraveJokerR

Your fault for giving her a bad gift.

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Samla111

Make her buy you a new laptop duh

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