Why California is better than Texas
I've lived in both states before. I know both states' problems and bright sides. But overall, the Golden State emerges victorious, and here's why:
When it comes to big states, there can only be one king (sorry, New York). The real competition comes down to California vs. Texas -- a battle of red vs. blue, good vs. evil, surfboards vs. 10-gallon hats, avocados vs. Texas toast.
The big-state debate has been revived this month thanks to Trends Magazine, which poses the question: Which state, California or Texas, is the blueprint for America's future? We'd love to read the full article and get Trends' insight, but its website costs $195 per year, so we'll just have to take matters into our own hands.
Let's simplify the discussion for everyone who can't afford Trends' absurd subscription price.
Texas sucks. California is king. Here are 10 reasons to prove it.
No. 10 -- People Want to Come Here
Would you rather see the Golden Gate Bridge or the Alamo? How about Hollywood or the George Bush Presidential Library and Museum? The San Diego Zoo or the Fort Worth Zoo? People don't really visit Texas. You can only go to Cowboys Stadium so many times.
Come to California and see Yosemite, Fisherman's Wharf, Wine Country, Lake Tahoe, Disneyland, Joshua Tree, Alcatraz, the Gaslamp Quarter and Sequoia National Park.
In the mood to see it all, hop in the car and take the Pacific Coast Highway in any direction.
No. 9 -- Big States Don't Cry
When political life gets tough, we call emergency legislative sessions. We make tough cuts. If things are going south, we hold a recall election. Make fun of budget woes if you must, but we'll get through it -- and we'll do it with dignity.
When things get tough in Texas, Gov. Rick Perry throws a hissy fit and threatens to secede from the United States.
Grow up, Texas. Plus, Perry's just crying wolf.
No. 8 -- Our Waistlines Are Under Control
Everything in Texas is bigger -- including Texans.
When it comes to 2008 state obesity rates, Texas scored a 28.3. California scored 23.7.
Dear Texas, call us when your pants fit.
No. 7 -- Hit the Beach
Texas has a few beaches, sure. (We know, we know, 600 miles of shoreline.) But there's a reason we're famous for ours and they're not famous for theirs. The California coastline is host to the most beautiful beaches in the country. Dare we say it -- the world.
Plus, our best beaches are generally a short drive from where people actually live (think La Jolla, Malibu, Santa Barbara, Half Moon Bay). Texas' biggest claim to beach fame is probably South Padre Island, and while it is admittedly quite lovely, it's also a major spring break destination (yuck) and really difficult to get to.
No. 6 -- World's Toughest Governor
Despite Texas being the land of unadulterated machismo, our governor can beat up your governor. So, there.
No. 5 -- We Have Options
Californians have options. Getting bored of San Diego? Drive an hour and try Mexico. Got a case of the Sacramento blues, you're just moments away from Lake Tahoe.
Los Angeles not doing it for you? Within an hour's drive, Angelenos can hit mountains, the Pacific, or perhaps the desert. Not in the mood for those options? Extend your driving time and make a break for Vegas.
Oh, sweet Vegas. Seriously, Texas. Our neighbor is Las Vegas. Your neighbor: Oklahoma.
No. 4 -- Plenty of Eye Candy
Texans have gun racks. We've got guns. And racks.
We're hot, we know it and just in case, there are enough plastic surgeons here for every Californian to look gorgeous.
And if cosmetic surgery isn't your thing -- don't worry -- we have plenty of therapists too.
No. 3 -- We Actually Invent Stuff
Yes, Texas is enticing businesses away from California to its land of fewer tax headaches, but send us a telegram when Texas invents something.
Sure, it makes financial sense to set up shop in Texas, but the Lone Star State will always live in our innovation shadow. Google can put its headquarters anywhere in the world -- they put it in California. Apple, HP, Twitter, Intel, YouTube, MySpace, the Gap, eBay -- companies that actually changed the way the world does business are in California.
We may not cut the best tax deals, but we have a lock on creativity.
We make movies, music, theatre and television. Hell, we invented blue jeans.
No. 2 -- It's All About the Weather
Texas wins! But only in the number of tornadoes, with an average of about 140 per year. Words like "Mediterranean" and "I can't believe it's January" are used to describe California weather. If you like cold, we have mountains for that, too. Arid, humid and "I miss California" are terms often used to describe Texas' weather.
No. 1 -- California Isn't Home to George W. Bush
We gave the world Ronald Reagan, and you gave us George W. Bush.
Worst. Trade. Ever.
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Can we say people from Texas are dumb?
@ErvTheMan Probably lived in some hick town? Haha, try again buddy. I lived in Houston and Dallas. And your obviously didnt go anywhere theory is 100% BS.
@AnotherPoster Aww, look at you all butthurt because I know more than you. Grow up. And wow, the least I can do is do my own research? What the hell are you talking about? This was my own research, I know all this stuff. It may not be my exact words. "...since this thread was by a troll" I don't even know if I should respond to that or laugh at how stupid you are.
I honestly doubt OP has lived in Texas, and if you have. Obviously didn't go anywhere, and probably lived in some hick town.
[quote=jaesang0]ok smarty, impress us with your knowledge of Texas. go[/quote]
I'm not here to impress anyone over state pride, that alone is pretty pathetic. -_-
If he's going to try to start a flame war, the least he can do is do his own research on both states, but I doubt that'd happen since this is a thread by a troll.
I would prefer to go to texas. Also NYC is better than both of them. Although very ghetto.
Canada ftw.
california because there are plans to build a bullet train here
hubba hubba <3
It's funny how flame wars start over simple topics.
OT: To me, all states have pros and cons about them.
It just depends on how you see it.
[quote=BlueColt]I've lived in both states before. I know both states' problems and bright sides. But overall, the Golden State emerges victorious, and here's why:
When it comes to big states, there can only be one king (sorry, New York). The real competition comes down to California vs. Texas -- a battle of red vs. blue, good vs. evil, surfboards vs. 10-gallon hats, avocados vs. Texas toast.
The big-state debate has been revived this month thanks to Trends Magazine, which poses the question: Which state, California or Texas, is the blueprint for America's future? We'd love to read the full article and get Trends' insight, but its website costs $195 per year, so we'll just have to take matters into our own hands.
Let's simplify the discussion for everyone who can't afford Trends' absurd subscription price.
Texas sucks. California is king. Here are 10 reasons to prove it.
No. 10 -- People Want to Come Here
Would you rather see the Golden Gate Bridge or the Alamo? How about Hollywood or the George Bush Presidential Library and Museum? The San Diego Zoo or the Fort Worth Zoo? People don't really visit Texas. You can only go to Cowboys Stadium so many times.
Come to California and see Yosemite, Fisherman's Wharf, Wine Country, Lake Tahoe, Disneyland, Joshua Tree, Alcatraz, the Gaslamp Quarter and Sequoia National Park.
In the mood to see it all, hop in the car and take the Pacific Coast Highway in any direction.
No. 9 -- Big States Don't Cry
When political life gets tough, we call emergency legislative sessions. We make tough cuts. If things are going south, we hold a recall election. Make fun of budget woes if you must, but we'll get through it -- and we'll do it with dignity.
When things get tough in Texas, Gov. Rick Perry throws a hissy fit and threatens to secede from the United States.
Grow up, Texas. Plus, Perry's just crying wolf.
No. 8 -- Our Waistlines Are Under Control
Everything in Texas is bigger -- including Texans.
When it comes to 2008 state obesity rates, Texas scored a 28.3. California scored 23.7.
Dear Texas, call us when your pants fit.
No. 7 -- Hit the Beach
Texas has a few beaches, sure. (We know, we know, 600 miles of shoreline.) But there's a reason we're famous for ours and they're not famous for theirs. The California coastline is host to the most beautiful beaches in the country. Dare we say it -- the world.
Plus, our best beaches are generally a short drive from where people actually live (think La Jolla, Malibu, Santa Barbara, Half Moon Bay). Texas' biggest claim to beach fame is probably South Padre Island, and while it is admittedly quite lovely, it's also a major spring break destination (yuck) and really difficult to get to.
No. 6 -- World's Toughest Governor
Despite Texas being the land of unadulterated machismo, our governor can beat up your governor. So, there.
No. 5 -- We Have Options
Californians have options. Getting bored of San Diego? Drive an hour and try Mexico. Got a case of the Sacramento blues, you're just moments away from Lake Tahoe.
Los Angeles not doing it for you? Within an hour's drive, Angelenos can hit mountains, the Pacific, or perhaps the desert. Not in the mood for those options? Extend your driving time and make a break for Vegas.
Oh, sweet Vegas. Seriously, Texas. Our neighbor is Las Vegas. Your neighbor: Oklahoma.
No. 4 -- Plenty of Eye Candy
Texans have gun racks. We've got guns. And racks.
We're hot, we know it and just in case, there are enough plastic surgeons here for every Californian to look gorgeous.
And if cosmetic surgery isn't your thing -- don't worry -- we have plenty of therapists too.
No. 3 -- We Actually Invent Stuff
Yes, Texas is enticing businesses away from California to its land of fewer tax headaches, but send us a telegram when Texas invents something.
Sure, it makes financial sense to set up shop in Texas, but the Lone Star State will always live in our innovation shadow. Google can put its headquarters anywhere in the world -- they put it in California. Apple, HP, Twitter, Intel, YouTube, MySpace, the Gap, eBay -- companies that actually changed the way the world does business are in California.
We may not cut the best tax deals, but we have a lock on creativity.
We make movies, music, theatre and television. Hell, we invented blue jeans.
No. 2 -- It's All About the Weather
Texas wins! But only in the number of tornadoes, with an average of about 140 per year. Words like "Mediterranean" and "I can't believe it's January" are used to describe California weather. If you like cold, we have mountains for that, too. Arid, humid and "I miss California" are terms often used to describe Texas' weather.
No. 1 -- California Isn't Home to George W. Bush
We gave the world Ronald Reagan, and you gave us George W. Bush.
Worst. Trade. Ever.[/quote]
LOL. You might want to do a bit more research on Texas before starting a petty flame war. All you did was focus on California with your lame state pride, didn't you?
With a quick google search, I can see that all you did was copy+paste old posts LOL
So lame.
[quote=BabysAreFood]i'm not sure if jerry brown can beat up anyone[/quote]
No but his Zen Nazis sure [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW8UlY8eXCk]can.[/url]
i'm not sure if jerry brown can beat up anyone
Lol @ people failing to realize California is the greatest place ever. Praying 4 u guise.
[quote=Adele]california is shallow
half the people who live there are brain dead who have "swag"[/quote]
This whole article is shallow imo.
I always wanted to visit/live in California, but I'd miss the snow.
Oh well, I guess I'm stuck in New York for now
Can you actually list some points that matter?
California got Nexon America hq.
Technically, no state is better than the ever. I mean, we're in the 21st century people! Come off it already.
And Perry only said that Texas has the [i]potential[/i] to secede (as do all states) but it was Bill White (who was running against him for governor) that actually twisted his words in an obviously failed attempt to get votes. And that petition where 100,000 people signed for Texas to secede? It was an online petition so people from, say Hawaii or any other state, could sign it for Texas. Not a very accurate petition, is it?
Besides, y'all's housing prices are ridiculous just for a little beach front property you'll get tired of in 3 months. Double the amount of money and double the amount of time I'll be paying it off? No thanks.
Texas born and raised.
I live in California and I hate it here. >.<
[quote=FiendOverlord]Hollywood, Disneyland, Universal Studios, LA, USC, CIT
All you guys got are the Sequioas, Sacramento and Berkeley.[/quote]
We got Silicon Valley. Apple>Hollywood any day.
Oh my essays.
All my ex'es live in Texas.
Yaw man Im from CA and its hella banging than the otha states ya no what im saying bra
dat cali swag
@rawritsduhwilly Exactly. Heh. California is king.
Texas Toast?
[quote=LeonZan]Norcal>Socal BRING IT [/quote]
Hollywood, Disneyland, Universal Studios, LA, USC, CIT
All you guys got are the Sequioas, Sacramento and Berkeley.
I'd rather live where I can buy more house for my money, and not be scared of my state's economic stability.
[quote=tiesandbowties]california is nice. everyone seems gay though.[/quote]
most of the people are.
Cali is broke.
Lol I live in Texas
[quote=Adele]california is shallow
half the people who live there are brain dead who have "swag"[/quote]
So is the rest of America.
Californians are the biggest show offs of the world
Why did the football league pick spring field over L.A. in that Simpsons episode?
california is nice. everyone seems gay though.
Bay Area Cali!
Well aren't you a big man? Lived in both places and know everything there is to know about both of them.
Compare the prices and taxes.