Good Pickup lines
Can you guys share your pick up lines with me?
I got these 2 but im not sure..
Smooth Line:
My names Dan, but you can call me Tonight.
Dirty Line:
Hey, want to go to dinner with me? There are 2 things on the menu, weener and salad.And were all out of salad...
October 26, 2012
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Do you play Assassin's Creed?
I got your family in my basement, sex now or I kill them all.
Thanks guys, ima go try these on the low-self-esteemed ladies.
I got a D.
Hey gurl, i heard you like spingebob. Me too
Hey, you look a little like my girlfriend, (insert her name here).
We recent got together.
In fact, i just met her *pull out flowers*
Do you work at subway? Because you sure gave me a footlong.
[quote=spring786]Oh, Liam~ [/quote]
@mrpebbles influenced my inspiration for that one
"Did you just fart? Because you blew me away."
Gets all the ladies.
Wow these nerdy jokes.
On a serious note, a pick up line never works unless they walk right into it.
And it's usually made up on the spot... It's not like knowing all of these will ever help you become a master of picking up little girls.
[quote=tinkerlush]Hey baby. If you were homework, I'd take you home, slam you on the table and do you all night long. o.o[/quote]
1st good one i've seen.
Will this work: Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
I would tell you a joke about my [i]richard[/i], but it's too long.
girl, you're my nidoqueen so lemme stick it in your wooper
Hey baby. If you were homework, I'd take you home, slam you on the table and do you all night long. o.o
"I am a serial killer and I'm going to murder you if you don't go out with me."