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Corporate America Pls I was really hungry tonight after a long day of doing nothing so I was thinking about what to buy for dinner (I have nothing in the house atm). I remembered that McDonald's exists. Despite the harsh weather, I made the trip all the way there by foot -- driven by the thought of tasty McChickens. I walk to the register and give my usual order: a large number 4 with sweet tea and a McChicken. I only had 10 dollars with me but I didn't think anything of it because $10 always covered the cost. NOPE! The total went up to $10.48. A look of shock quickly took over my face as I looked up and saw that the McChicken was priced at $1.79. RIP in peace $1 McChicken. :~(

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One of My Math Teachers Is Heartless I have a Russian lady for my math class that's an intro to mathematical proofs class. This woman is an animal. Not only does she give us negative points on questions and laughs in our faces when we don't know how to do a problem in class, but the average for our midterm lowered. This means she went through all the papers, realized she gave some people too many points, and lowered their grades. I mean, I'm not complaining because my grade stayed the same, but damn. It's crazy. The test was out of 30 and the new average is 17.3, when before it was 18.2. I got a 23, which is like a B+/A-. When she did the grades, she put an announcement that read, "A score above 20 means you're in good standing. If you

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I Am a Victim of Sexual Harassment So last night I went to my first concert ever: Childish Gambino and Diplo at Brookfest '14. I was super hyped for a bunch of reasons. At first, I was going to go with this girl whom I met on the ticket line last Friday. Well, she cancelled earlier in the week and I ended up going with my high school best friend. It was still super chill. Alright so the concert was at 7 and doors opened at 6. I arrived on campus at 4 and we just chilled with his suitemates and some other people. The plan was to pregame from 5 to like a quarter after 6 and then make our way there. I ended up going way too hard; I had 8 shots of Blackbeard which is this 86 proof rum. I'm not a big rum fan to begin with but if I were to guess

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What Car Should I Buy? Back [from a four day suspension that was a little harsh in my opinion] and I need help looking for a car. I've been using my mom's Camaro for the past few years, but I need a car that's really my own to bring to school because all my friends from last semester are moving off-campus into an apartment (yes, they asked me, but I said I wanted to stay on campus) and I don't want to get rides from them every weekend to go to their parties. Plus, I would finally be able to take the members of my Chinese gaggle on some real dates. My budget is 15 grand, but I'm entertaining options for 20 grand because my deadbeat dad might finally decide to send some money over from Italy after avoiding child support for 8 years. All of th

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What to Get Girl Turning 21? So a really good friend of mine is turning 21 at the end of the month. Ever since we saw each other after like five years two weeks ago, we've rekindled our friendship. When I was in Arizona, we hung out like 80% of the 4 days I was there and went out and had so much fun together. Since I've been back in New York, we've been texting every day and having a good time. So much so, that I'm flying back out there in 2.5 weeks for her birthday party. It's gonna be lots of fun for sure, but I just don't know what to be buying her for a gift. She already said that me coming out was enough of a gift, but you know, women are very materialistic and just say that to make themselves think they're not, so I need to get someth

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Oh My God People Like This Guy Piss Me Off People like piss me off so much. Taken from the thread: [quote=jjgpirate]The in peace part is already in Rip.......~just saying~[/quote] Obviously R.I.P. stands for Rest in Peace. However, if one were familiar with League of Legends memes, he would identify that "Rip in peace" is a thing. But he's unfamiliar with it and has to point it out as if I were the most stupid person to ever come into the world. Like, really dude? Woah, you know what R.I.P. means. 3smart5me pls What did we learn today, Basil? Stop assuming people are idiots and you won't look like an idiot. Thanks :)

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My Friends Are Going to Make Me Poor I just came back from an AMAZING Baltimore trip with some high school friends. I learned a lot of things on this trip; one of which is that my friends are extremely generous tippers. Out of the group, I'd say I was the most economically secure out of all of us but I'm also the only one without a job. Anyway, they expected me to tip 33%. Are you serious? Is this real life? THIRTY THREE PERCENT? Before this trip, I thought my 18% tips were pretty generous. I am not cheap or thrifty by any stretch of the imagination. Whenever I see someone asking for change, I usually give him a dollar or buy him food. But seriously, 33%? Are you out of your god damn mind? A waitress would have to look like EXACTLY Jennifer

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C9 Meteos Is Such a Babe [url=http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/SN3YrlTuWgQ/maxresdefault.jpg]Eat your hearts out, girls.[/url] Dude this guy is soooo hot. I would go gay for him as soon as he asked me. I would suck him off. I would put out first date EASILY. This guy could literally get any woman he wants -- even multiple at the same time. Like seriously, do you see his hair? Do you think he gives a damn about any girl's standards when he has that hair? He knows he's already heads and shoulders above every other guy. Okay, let's ignore his hair. METEOS IS SO [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7D8hTRQH3o]FUNNY![/url] You guys don't even understand; the dude hilarious. Alright, so you don't think he's that hot or funny. ALRIGHT FINE. WELL METEOS IS R

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This Text Got Me Feelin Some Type of Wayyyy So it's 1 am on Saturday. You know, I'm chillin' -- on spring break, my team Juventus just made it to the quarterfinals in the CL, I'm making some dank beats on Noteflight, I got into the next stage of interviews for this sweet summer job, I'm having a good time. Then all of a sudden my girlfriend texted me and told me that she's in love with me. Not that she loves me, which she's been telling me for like a month now (and I've been reciprocating without actually feeling it). Suffice to say, I saw this coming. I mean, I'm the perfect boyfriend and she's pretty clingy. But then I started thinking, and I've come to the conclusion that I do not care about this girl at all. I don't love her. I don't se

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