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RitoPls #Fun Talk

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Oh Thank Goodness Basil I thought I lost you guys. But now I'm back and I want to tell you about something crazy that happened to me the other night. Like I was literally in bed questioning life after this happened. So it was late Thursday night and I was a mix of tired and bored. You know the feeling, not tired enough to sleep, but not enough things to do to stay awake. Anyway, I decided to just look up people from my past on Facebook and see how their lives look. I ended up looking up this girl I dated on Maple back in 10th grade (approximately 5 years ago). I remember some things about her and her twin sister. They were 2 years older than me and both really seemed to like me. There were also some embarrassing things that I remember happe

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Basil I Just Rekt This Girl Basil, I did it. I took a girl and exposed her for the idiot she truly was. You're going to read what I'm about to type and celebrate with me and be like, "My son is the MAN." Alright so I was talking to this girl about how I found this new TV show (Escape Plan) and how I was trying to figure out its premise. She knows I've been watching all the World Cup games so she was like, "You should watch less TV or else your brain will rot." I'm gonna put this in dialogue form so it's not all cluttered. I was like, "Well, I hope my brain rots because girls don't like actually smart guys." She was like, "Ah yes, we girls only like muscular guys who only talk about their muscles and sports