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TweetieBears Guide to Getting Friendzoned

Okay well the original is by @lololZombiedogs: [url=http://www.basilmarket.com/forum/2395091/1/lololZombiedogs_straight_male_guide_to_getting_friendzoned.html]but as a girl, I think it's flawed.[/url]

Here's the guide for MEN on how to get friendzoned, coming from a girl. Answer these questions as honestly as you can.
FYI I'm 18 and this is the conclusion I came up with since around 10 years old. It is most accurate FOR ME to date.

1.Do you like to start random conversations with random girls about random stuff? Do you find yourself struggling with what to say? If yes give yourself 2 pts
2. Do you often hear that you tend to go off the topics when you have conversations with girls? If yes, give yourself 2 points.
3. Do you get nervous around girls easily? This includes blushing, shaking etc. If yes, give yourself 1 point.
4. Do you tend to turn conversations into something sexual on purpose? Do you often try to make reference to erotic things? If yes, give yourself 3 points.
5. Are you the type to constantly give compliments about appearance? If yes, give yourself 2 points.
6. When you talk to girls, do you ALWAYS look directly in their eyes, without looking elsewhere like beside her, her nose etc for a microsecond? If yes, give yourself 1 point.
7. Do you sometimes look at her legs or boobs by accident? If yes, give yourself 1 point.
8. Do you call girls sexy more often than nice/beautiful? If yes, give yourself 2 points.
9. Are you arrogant? If yes, 5 points.
10. Do you talk about other gal friends when you're with your gal friends? If yes, 2 points.
11. Are you a popular guy? Do you play ANY sports? If yes, TAKE AWAY 3 points.
12. Do you have a job? If yes, take away 2 points.
13. Do you own a car? If yes, take away 1 point.
14. Do you have your own apartment? If yes, take away 1 point.
15. Are you a nerd? Are you booky? If yes, give yourself 2 points.
16 .Do you people think your gay but you are actually straight? If yes give yourself 4 pts
17. Are you considered to be that cheesy (not the same as nice, although sometimes similar) guy? If yes, give yourself 5 points.
18. Are you Asian... (I don't think there's a point in talking about others since I'm assuming this forum is mostly Asian)
a) Trying to win Asian girl? 2 points.
b) A white girl? 4 points
c) A south-eastern/middle east girl/African girl? 5 points.
19 .Do you try to act cool by drinking, swearing, talking dirty, and doing other teenage stuff? If yes, give yourself 2 points. You're most likely to get used.
20. Has any of your guyfriends ever told you that your cologne smells too strong? If so, 1 point.

The highest points you can get is 40 points (note the TAKE AWAY's). Please correct me if I have made any calculation errors, I'm too lazy.

-7-10: Your chance of getting friendzoned is 25% approximately
11-20: Your chance of getting friendzoned is 50% approximately
20-40: You are an ace! Good job.