Are there any gay guys here? There's this adorable guy in my class, who's gay. And he likes this other guy, but we don't know if he's gay too. How do we find out he's gay without asking? (I don't know who it is, he is too embarressed to tell me) He asked me to help him, but I don't know how.. Edit: I just found out who it is. And the guy's not gay. He's a selfish idiot who's trying to be cool. My friend deserves so much better. Thanks for helping, or trying to.
So, they stole MACs from school last night They were screwed into desks. When I got a mail from my teacher, I thought they unscrewed the.. screws.. and took away some MACs. But they took most of them and broke the rest. I'll post some pics soon. DUN-DUN-DUUUNN! :O
So, Im not allowed to name my son Eric Shawn. :| My guy friend says he'd rather name him Gaylord. What's wrong with Eric Shawn?
Im not sure if I want kids anymore So.. I was in the tram, just minding my own business. When suddenly these two boys came in. One was probably four years old, the other one was around six. So the four year old boy suddenly said, "I am going to copy my pee into lava, so every time I pee on my enemies, they'll burn to death. And to make sure I won't spill any lava on myself, I'm going to put duct tape on my pi-pi.". Then his six year old brother said, "I'm going to put a walkie-talkie in my head, with a laser-device (wth?), so I can shoot laser beams out of my eyes to kill my enemies and cook a sandwich. Yes, he said cook a sandwich. I tried so hard not to laugh. That was one of the cutest things I've heard. My head was about
I need some info on Japanese stuff Like traditions, holidays and culture. And some history. I need it for a presentation. And I can't find good info on Wikipedia. ;D Give me good and fun info.
Is it possible to murder someone like this? Okay, let's say you kidnapped someone, and tied that person up in a chair. Then you find yourself a bunch of hobos, and bring them to your basement, to the person you kidnapped and tied up. My question is: Can the kidnapped person die, if the hobos, one by one, breathe in the victim's face? Like a deep, nasty, long, bad breath. And you won't give your victim a chance to get fresh air. I think the victim will eventually gag up blood, and choke or drown. Maybe the hobos will french kiss the victim, while choking or drowning. I asked the same question to my younger sisters, and they told me I'm an evil, sick, cruel psychopath.
Im getting a pygmy chameleon And I need a name. Halp mi, plis. I em want buy meyl kamelyen.
So, Im stuck with a bunny. A friend got me a bunny, cause I like the same soccer team as he does.. But my mom's allergic to bunnies and my cat's afraid of Batman. (I named him Batman). My mom doesn't know I have him. She would kill me and feed me to the bunny. Then kill the bunny and feed him to my cat. And the pet store won't take him back. I don't know what to do. :~( Anyone here from Holland who wants a bunny?
Am I screwed? A few weeks ago I got a haircut to support people with cancer. Anyway, I went shopping with my best friend that day, looking like a lesbian. And my best friend wears a hijab. We're both Moslim. We were walking hand in hand, and people were looking weird. It's like they thought we secretly have a relationship no-one knows about. Whenever my best friend went into a bathroom, girls were hitting on me. Trust me, I don't hate lesbians. But it got very annoying. So I decided to wear a hijab too. It has been two days since I started a hijab. TWO FRIKKING DAYS! And everyone who knows me frikking expects me to.. frikking make dinner for 12 people while giving birth to a frikking triplet. And then I have to make frikking extra food so i
So, Ive been a vegetarian for nearly 5 years Not 'cause I like animals and thought it was sad. But I just didn't feel like eating it anymore. And I never liked the taste of it anyway. Except for chicken wings. Anyway, I was wondering if I should start eating chicken again. No meat, no fish, just chicken... wings. 'Cause that's the only dead animal thing I actually like. (Sorry for the horrible grammar. English isn't my first language.)
Got any weird/funny/sad memories of Maplestory? Every Tony I met so far on Maplestory, thinks I hate him. For no reason. I remember chatting with this random guy, and he suddenly said I hate him. And I said, "Chill down, Tony. I don't hate you". Then he asked me how I know his name. o.o
Am I going to die? QnQ I have been drinking around 8 to 12 liters of water and juice a day. It started last Tuesday. I also keep going to the bathroom about 10 to 16 times a day. Which is normal, I think. But I'm not quite sure. I have also lost 15 lbs the first day I started to drink so much. Which made me happy.. And now, whatever I eat or drink, I can't seem to lose or gain back any weight. I feel so weak when I can't drink any water, and I'm not hungry anymore. But I force myself to eat, because I don't want to be a little anorexic female dog. I drink 3 liters of juice in the morning in 8, 9 minutes, and I'm still thirsty. My mother thinks I have diabetes, 'cause my grandma and four cousins have type 1 diabetes. I'm guessing I have eith
I changed my sisters password She has been B-ing for days, she NEVER listens, she always gets mad when we (my other sister and I) tell her to clean up her mess. And she never does her homework. It's almost Summer vacation in Holland, and if she doesn't do her best, she'll fail. All she does is play Maplestory with a face that makes you want to punch a baby. She doesn't know yet, and I really hope she will focus on school before it's too late. She can't changed the password back anyway, 'cause we made her account on one of my emails. I didn't want to, but there was no other solution. I've talked about this with her and our mom. But that b. is a spoiled little brat. Edit: Why does it say "sisters" instead of "sister's"?
I need some awesomely epic political party names I need to make a poster of a political party I made up myself. And I want it to be hardcore. I'm sick of being the cute one. :( I want my classmates to go, "HOLYFREAKISHLYBIGKINGKONGSIZEDTESTICRAWLS!". So yeah.. Can you guys help me, please? :)
Today at my internship, this Italian guy came With a Russian accent. And he started to freaking speak English, with a lot of random German words. He was like the Italian Arnold Schwarzemegger, from Russia. How the hell am I suppose to understand what he's saying? All I got was "Kanst you print this aus for mich?". <-Actual words. I think. (My internship is at a print store) I hate that place. With the random customers who never say hello, and speak so unclear. And this cat who I can't pet, 'cause my cat ignores me when she finds out. And the free ice cream I get from another store.
I need a name for these two guys SO ADORABLE! <3