A man walks into a bar with a gun with only 1 bullet inside, he asks "Who slept with my wife?" A voice was heard from the background he said,"You don't have enough bullets."
[quote=Casey]A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks why the long face? The horse, incapable of understanding the English language kicks over a table and leaves.[/quote]
A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks why the long face? The horse, incapable of understanding the English language kicks over a table and leaves.
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A man walks into a bar with a gun with only 1 bullet inside, he asks "Who slept with my wife?" A voice was heard from the background he said,"You don't have enough bullets."
[quote=DrHye]A guy walks into a bar and says ow[/quote]
exacly what i think when i read this
So a guy walk in to the bar and you'll never guess that he breathed!
What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A horrible boating accident.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One (yes, they are capable of changing simple things).
Why was the blonde crying at lunchtime?
Because her boyfriend beats her and she's too afraid to leave him.
Why did Suzie fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
[quote=Casey]A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks why the long face? The horse, incapable of understanding the English language kicks over a table and leaves.[/quote]
Sarah Jessica Parker?
A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks why the long face? The horse, incapable of understanding the English language kicks over a table and leaves.
A soap walks into a bar
So a man walks into a bar, drinks 5 shots of liquor, then goes home and beats his wife and kids
AMERICA
A guy walks into a bar and says ow
[quote=kayfabe]don't you mean an alcohol?[/quote]
I don't think he did...
don't you mean an alcohol?
So the baby seal walked into a club...