General

Tell her, "I like you" or "You're beautiful".
Definitely will get her to stop what she's doing and look at you like 'huh?'.

@above: cant afford that.
@peoplewhotoldmetodropmypants: Thanks for the advice, ill try it soon.

"Hey look, a distraction!"

pull out your penus

wear a snap back and give it to her for the moment

Say hi, sweet talk them a bit~

It's simple.
Step 1: Avert her attention elsewhere.

or stare intently at something behind her

I just start poking them. works on boys too.
Or (for girls) i could bring up how One Direction isn't the best band ever.

[quote=jessyricky]"(Someone you both know) told me he has a naked picture of you so...."
"She starts talking about that person"[/quote]

I cant lie though.
@theguywhowantedmetohugher: she will say im a r@pist and sexual harrassment and whatnot..

"(Someone you both know) told me he has a naked picture of you so...."
"She starts talking about that person"

@dorks:too poor.
@iBlaster: I feel your pain.
@ObsidianTurtle:Im a loner. 'Nuf said.

To distracting anyone even girls just get them angry then do the things you needa do.

Crying totally works ;P That I know. Talking about sweets should work according to some theory, however, whenever I happen to talk about sweets with a girl, they assume that I call them fat, and that usually ends up with a slap in da face

@SacredSealed: Well if you want the specifics, Pocky is the best choice.

Puppies.

[quote=Dorks]Chocolate.[/quote]

It works?
The last girl slapped me when I gave her chocolate.

Chocolate.

Talk about your feelings, it'll catch them completely off-guard

Actually, you'd need a buddy to do that for you while you do whatever you gotta do