General

It'll probably be infected and might cause rot.

I think i'll join you in your venture.

It'll be a forest down there.

Itll start to smell like cheese

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Do it.
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O_o

Do it in the name of science and all will end well.

[quote=KhristianKid]Well, define "long"...[/quote]

A month or two.

You'll attract many a troll.

You'll lose all your friends, and nobody will want to hang around you.

For your sake and the sake of others around this, don't try this. Seriously.

You will notice an invisible barrier begin to develop around your body that will repel most humans.

You'll probably get jock itch if you sweat. Generally not a good idea.

This is a good girl deflector techinique.