Best holiday tradition/memory? all not just christmas I'll start. when I was about 11 or 12 I dressed up as slowpoke and went trick or treating on nov 1st. At this time kids actually knew who slowpoke was.... Got a suprising amount of candy aswell. So, I'm curious to what kind of stuff you guys do? lets find out!
i need some dificultadvise. so aparently somtime last night some freinds and i got REALLY drunk and passed out in my living room...but i just have to know what the hell happened...for starters theres half a lamborghini in my upstairs bedroom. the other half is in my pool. no clue were it came from... moving on... theres som smokin hot chick duct taped to the ceiling... 14 foot ceiling...how the hell.....not checking if shes alive or not...my freind dave has a tattoo on his now bald scalp that says "i kill blondes, if you're a red head call me" with the number to some mexican resteraunt in bright pink letters. im wearing a t-shirt that has the letters FWT written in what smells like BBQ sauce on the back. and to top it all off i ap
how manly is my Gf? Bree Wilson. age 19. She is a certified auto mechanic, built a '65 ford mustang using parts she got from junkyards/online and painted it red with a silver stripe all by herself for under $500. she currently owns a strip club (she got it when her dad couldnt run it anymore) and works as a bartender there. she is a 2nd dan blackbelt in brazilian jiu jitsu and takes pride in breaking up bar fights. if it breaks she can fix it. she drift races as a hobby and travels the country for big events. yet after all this she still has time to fix her hair apply make up and be my beautiful little bree. is she manly or just awsome?
conversation with a completely stoned girl girl: YAAAAAAAAY! I PASSED MY SCIENCE EXAM YAAAAAAAY!(she is 24 and hasnt done anything school related in years) Me: So you passed......but can you future? girl: stares at me akwardly for 10min without blinking then casualy says "what?" Me: caa caa moo lala. girl: i dont speak french Me: Dylan is not home right now please leave a message after the beep. *BEEEEEEP* girl: hi dylan, i just called to let you know i need a ride sacramento tomorow.(we were in new orleans) girl: *takes phone out of pocket opens then closes it* then walks away. Me: drops to the ground and ROFLed as she tries to signal a cab on a gravel road ment for tractors and work vehicles.
redneck jokes and a game opinion I need some redneck jokes to ake me laugh. Here ill start: you might be a redneck if your house is mobile but your car is not. also should i get marvel vs capcm 3 ultimate just to wreck poeple as the lawyer from phoenix wright?
all my greatest fears are gone. my life has meaning YES! its time! everyone join me as we rule the pokemon world!
What are my Dating options? any advice? So I'm a romantic. however I suck at internet dating(LOLIKR!). I live in a small town(there isn't even a fast food place!). I can't drive, atleast not to a town with more hope. exactly 24 feet from the front of my house that I own and live in alone and pay the bills is a bar that I'm exactly 7 weeks too young to enter. I have a job, pay my bills, cook, clean, even play guitar and bass. I'm getting tired of spending my extra cash on maplestory. I need a girl to spend it on =). I'm also known for being funny, but never on purpose. Options? PS: If interested I live in south louisiana FB link: PSS: you can add me on FB for lulz if you want =)
going to australia. yay. so after much convincing and talking to my parents im going to live out my biggest dream ive been having since i was 7. im going on/near my 20th birthday in november and im in the process of planning. im planning on staying in sydney for fun/beach/hangin out with locals, tasmania nature/rainforrests and debating over seeing the great ocean road and traveling to melbourne. im spending a WHOLE MONTH there,well 28 days to be exact, and ill enjoy every minute of it i hope :D....except the painfully long 24 hour total flight time roughly. im american from southern louisiana btw. so anyone been there? or wanna give me travel advice cuz its my 1st time leaving the country...lol its also gonna cost me an arm and a leg...10
Wassup New zealand? Represent your Area! Lets get some Votes in for the best! Name a general location and why it's awesome! I'm from louisiana and it's awesome because of seafood and hot sauce! Also spend time in brisbane, Australia and its awesome Because the scenery and people seem to be way better / nicer than USA. Lets see what you guys come up with.
all my greatest fears are gone. my life has meaning YES! its time! everyone join me as we rule the pokemon world!
the answer to the world instead of promoting peace we should just keep getting angrier and angrier till we just dont care. think about it if the world is too pissed to care about each other there would be no terrorists or wars you blew up the white house? why should I care i hate those guys. you killed a hooker? eh slept with her already. YOU KILLED KENNY? eh not the first b(a)stard. ALL TEH WORLDS PROBLEMS BE SOLVED!
the answer to the world instead of promoting peace we should just keep getting angrier and angrier till we just dont care. think about it if the world is too pissed to care about each other there would be no terrorists or wars you blew up the white house? why should I care i hate those guys. you killed a hooker? eh slept with her already. YOU KILLED KENNY? eh not the first b(a)stard. ALL TEH WORLDS PROBLEMS BE SOLVED!
holy weasels of neptune batman So, me and my buddies went drinking last night and we aparently got alil "too" drunk. For starters theres a half lambhorgini where my chimney used to be. the other half is in the front yard with "contain your (enter word heres)" in black spray paint on the wind shield. half of the local high school marching band is duct taped to a bathtub that is duct taped to a flag pole that is suspended from a tree with you guessed it DUCT TAPE! Aparently i'm engaged with a girl from new zealand(never been there). and finaly I adopted an 8 year old mexican girl that seems to speak fluent japanese but no spanish or english. So how was your day?
Why are male cheerleaders considered gey? I was cheer captain in highschool. you didnt become a cheerleader without me aproving you (think about that). aside from the perks of cheer captain most boys are put at the BOTTOM of pyramids and are usualy catchers. this requires you to look up alot. how is getting more azz than the seats at mcdonalds gey? also my cousin played defense in his senior year barely got any attention from girls. when girls found out i was a cheerleader its like im the most sensitive guy in the world(im not). sure im a bit more flexible than the quarter back but the girls he dreamed about during highschool spent their afternoons (and some nights)at my house learning how to bend their bodies in ways that would leave you s