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How do i get fat?

Some tubby girls at my school were making fun of me because im skinny and i only wieght 130, they were pushing me around and saying only fat girls are sexy and boys only want sex with fat girls because it feels better.
How can i get fat and i need to do it quick because i want this boy to like me, Thanks.

November 14, 2012

19 Comments • Newest first

Laker1294

I thought guys like girls with curves.. I heard that men in India like fat chicks. o.o

Reply November 14, 2012
Pancakes1234

This of it this way. When they die at 40 you will know what was the better choice.

Reply November 14, 2012
onigiri123

I hope you realize that getting fat will only damage your health.

You should have a filling diet and maintain exercise. So in your case, have calories in excess over the workout.

Reply November 14, 2012
4kush20

[quote=Only17]actually.. they are popular so i cant laugh at them.[/quote]

Oh my.. Just because they're popular, you think you can't laugh at them.. Now that's something to laugh at, honestly you should just be yourself and not listen to walking 7/11s just because they're "popular"

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xerun45

'Murica

Reply November 14, 2012
Quasar

Be an American.

Reply November 14, 2012
NoNsensical

Keto-er here. Eat tons of carbs while still eating fat.

Reply November 14, 2012
pinoymystic

How tall are you?

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Only17

[quote=4kush20]You don't get fat... you look at them and laugh because of how much better you are, since they are unhealthy overweight skanks.[/quote]

actually.. they are popular so i cant laugh at them.

Reply November 14, 2012
punx

No stop

Reply November 14, 2012
iEatCheeseLol

They're jealous of your curves
[quote=metaghost4]Your eyes make me want to punch you
*punches face*

OT: What's another word for "troll", since we're not allowed to call people trolls?[/quote]
River monster

Reply November 14, 2012
4kush20

You don't get fat... you look at them and laugh because of how much better you are, since they are unhealthy overweight skanks.

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FriedChickenn

u need to eat a big cow

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Only17

[quote=CreamyMilkJr]You're heavier than me....[/quote]

well i guess thats a good sign.. but i need to get bigger.

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MegGriffin

Most men do NOT like fat girls. Sorry, I am not meaning to be shallow, but you can't make people like something they don't. I wish this wasn't true though. Hope you are joking. Being fat is NOOOTOOOTOTOTOOTOTOTOOTOTO good no matter what they say. I'm becoming a bit fat myself, I gotta fix that quickly.

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RajaAKshay

They are just jelly because they can't be skinny.
@c0ldsting: Obv.

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c0ldsting

Troll?

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Segumisama

Be yourself, it doesn't matter what anyone else thinks.

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