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I need an advice

My friend loves MapleStory jokes, in fact she loves them so much that when I told her that her grandmother will respawn in town in 10 minutes during her funeral she laughed very hard, tears came out of her eyes! but recently after she was sexually assaulted, shes been depressed and Im trying to cheer her up by coming up with a unique maple story joke. I was going to say "did you his rapist the finishing blow" or she plays an aran and I said " did he like your final blow" but it might be offensive to her. help please.
btw she was blindfolded when she was sexually assaulted but I think it was her step father that did it, she took a picture of the rapist genitalia while hes doing it and ive seen his step father's genitalia quite a few times by accident so I need advice to cheer her up <3

October 10, 2011

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abNOtyx

@TheZigen:
Oh I just texted that to her
and she only "lol" in small caps
I want her keypads to scream with joy, and make her type ROFLMAOALALAOALAOAAALAOLAOALOALOALAAA

btw all of those things happened last week ^

Reply October 10, 2011
NotZach

cool kid alert

Reply October 10, 2011
zigen

[quote=abNOtyx]I am on my knees begging basilmarket for an advice. I am doing my friend a good deed. I just need something to cheer her up.[/quote]

"next time, block his magic guard"

Reply October 10, 2011
abNOtyx

I am on my knees begging basilmarket for an advice. I am doing my friend a good deed. I just need something to cheer her up.

Reply October 10, 2011
zigen

do you even have a soul

Reply October 10, 2011