Basil,Try these riddles
#1:A man walks into a bar he asks for a drink of water, the bartender pulls out a gun and points it to the mans head. The man says thank you and walks out.
Why was the man thankful?
#2:A girl named Nancy walks into a room and she finds Fred dead on the floor in a puddle.
#3:A woman sits on her couch as the doorbell rings. However, the woman doesn't answer. She is completely aware of the ringing, she has an ability to get it, and is not waiting for another person to respond. She doesn't dislike this person. In fact she cherishes them.
What is the situation?
I'll update the answers as someone comments them. Sorry these are kinda stupid.
I can give hints
February 9, 2012
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I KNEW IT
#1 is A WATER GUN see im so smart lmfao
[quote=Allison]
#3:A woman sits on her couch as the doorbell rings. However, the woman doesn't answer. She is completely aware of the ringing, she has an ability to get it, and is not waiting for another person to respond. She doesn't dislike this person. In fact she cherishes them.
What is the situation?
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[url=http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/internet-memes-women.jpg]Well you see...[/url]
[quote=penguinslol2]1. The bartender freaks out but manages to calm down and tell the man to get out before he shoots him, so the man thanks him for not shooting and walks out.
3: The person lives with her.[/quote]
3rd one is right, 1st one is not even close