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My joke Is no joke?

Rules: Write the worst joke that you can ever think of, then it is droped on the person below and he says how it affected him (what it does to him), then he drops a joke and so on.

Two monkeys walk down the street. sock. the end.

January 22, 2014

5 Comments • Newest first

nattl532

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

Reply January 23, 2014
ZeDarkLynx

i would say a joke about meat but it would be to raw

i am now offically know he is rasist

Reply January 23, 2014
johncenaADV

A guy is walking on the beach, and he sees a girl with no arms and no legs. She's crying, and the man walks over to her and asks why, she says "I'm 21 years old, and I have no arms and no legs, and I've never been kissed." He gives her a soft, gentle kiss. She says thank you - he says you're welcome and walks away. But she's still crying, so the man asks her what's wrong. She says "I'm 21 years old, I've got no arms and no legs, and I've never been screwed. So he picks her up, throws her into the ocean, and says "You're screwed now."

Your joke actually made me laugh.

Reply January 22, 2014
taeilmoon

knock knock
whos there
timmy
timmy who?
little timmy broke down in tears realizing that his grandmother's alzheimer's had gotten worse

Reply January 22, 2014 - edited
Business

What did the avg basiler do upon seeing this thread? Clicking away

Your joke inspired me to become a belieber

Reply January 22, 2014 - edited