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Say something ironic, I'll start.

A gay republican.

October 7, 2010

15 Comments • Newest first

Lanique

[quote=rsvp]I don't know, I'm not a liberal[/quote]

We are trying to raise awareness by visiting parks with children, and showing them what it's like to have dogs poop on you.

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OhKristi

[quote=Lanique]My pet broccoli is very shy... I don't want your pet mushroom to bully him and then have him be depressed for days and eventually suicide by jumping into a pot of soup or something. Is your mushroom nice?[/quote]
My pet mushroom is nice. He's a very Fun Guy (See what I did there?).

Reply October 7, 2010
Lanique

[quote=rsvp]Good, because otherwise you'd be a hypocrite ^_^[/quote]

Yeah I know, I'm also an activist for SWG (Stop walking on grass), I mean how would you feel when people just stepped on you and your family?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvFSgXpyhoM < not for the faint-hearted

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Lanique

[quote=rsvp]It's okay, probably the lack of protein[/quote]

It's just so hard to watch thousands of vegetables beeing slaughtered everyday.
I only eat apples that fell off the tree freewillingly.

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LeechLess

Hitler was born in Australia

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Lanique

[quote=rsvp]It's kinda funny how you missed my point[/quote]

Yeah, I'm sorry you are just too smart for me.

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Lanique

[quote=OhKristi]Whoa, I have a pet mushroom. We should set up a play date.[/quote]

My pet broccoli is very shy... I don't want your pet mushroom to bully him and then have him be depressed for days and eventually suicide by jumping into a pot of soup or something. Is your mushroom nice?

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OhKristi

[quote=Lanique]omg yeah, lololol XD
they're so silly, they don't realise plants and animals are the exact same thing lol
That's why I don't eat ever and have a pet broccoli.[/quote]
Whoa, I have a pet mushroom. We should set up a play date.

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Lanique

[quote=rsvp]Vegans/Vegetarians who say they only eat vegetables because "they don't approve of hurting a living thing/taking another life for food" etc. They don't seem to realize that plants are alive lol[/quote]

omg yeah, lololol XD
they're so silly, they don't realise plants and animals are the exact same thing lol
That's why I don't eat ever and have a pet broccoli.

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propsair

Jumbo Shrimp omg omg omg

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Pookiemookie

[quote=Phlem]A straight, half-black democrat that is the president.[/quote]

Im-friggen-possible.

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MatthewDough

A reddish blueberry.

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armenianbro

a nazi jew

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Pookiemookie

A black homosexual republican that is currently not in some sort of formal apparel.

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Iceheart1111

A homosexual republican

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