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Do fortune cookies tell the truth?

What did your last fortune tell you?

July 24, 2014

6 Comments • Newest first

DColdhearts

They do tell the truth - just not for you.

Reply July 24, 2014
Nashi

I don't remember what my last fortune cookie was about but it was pretty accurate for my current situation at the time.
The fortune cookie my Fiance had (that he showed me last) was something along the lines of "A happy life lies ahead" which is also pretty accurate for us specifically

Reply July 24, 2014
Ecyz

"Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200."

Reply July 24, 2014
drager260

"You will waste your time on a stupid forum that for some reason is oddly addicting."

Reply July 24, 2014
LostMyJob

i haven't had a fortune cookie in years, but the last one i read probably said:
"You will lose your job"
no doubts there

Reply July 24, 2014
kahime

That people were talking behind my back. I turned around and people were talking.

Reply July 24, 2014