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Its a Zombie Apocalypse

...And the 2 items to the left, and to the right of you are your mandatory weapons. How screwed are you?

left: A barrel...f***
right: A broken 42" TV...double f***

October 23, 2012

49 Comments • Newest first

achyif

Toilet paper and a shower curtain
huh.

Reply October 23, 2012
BlkTwitch

[quote=tenseiga1]@BlkTwitch:
Have you ever played MGS? You can't imagine how useful a barrel can be.[/quote]

Lol good point!

Reply October 23, 2012
kurandox99

Left: Electric Keyboard
Right: A Chair

Guess I'll sit and play piano till I die.

Reply October 23, 2012
Amuchan1197

A panda pillow pet and a bottle of lotion...

I think I'm in good shape

Reply October 23, 2012
Candiia

A plushie. And speakers. Im screwed.

Reply October 23, 2012
Swerve

Left: Pillow
Right: Big ass blanket

I got this.

Reply October 23, 2012 - edited
ThanhnuFia

Left: Speaker.
Right: Steel fences.
Noped, not gonna get screwed, at all.

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RiriArchMage

Left: Foot powder
Right: a printer

O_o

Reply October 23, 2012 - edited
NiceGuys

[quote=tmmilan]Right: A Sword
Left: A Sword

Let that B*tches come
Guess i'm almost the only one lucky [/quote]

i question what else is in ur room....

Reply October 23, 2012 - edited
Pantsfilling

Well, you guys are probably not going to believe this, but my weapons actually are a Glock knife and a chainmail.

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tenseiga1

@BlkTwitch:
Have you ever played MGS? You can't imagine how useful a barrel can be.

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NiceGuys

my left hand, and my right hand. this should be good

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CloudKnight

Left: air conditioner
Right: drawer

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brandonta98

A chair...
And another chair.
Thanks guys. I'll be fine on my own.

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crossbowMS

oh my
left: my BassClarinet 0-0
right: my printer

hmm ill play them music and print till i run out of ink i guess orrr i could take the peg on my clarinet and STAB THEM WITH IT

Reply October 23, 2012 - edited
trashed

A blue pen in my left hand, and my work jacket in my right hand.

So that means I'm dead right?

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qwedsa87

Left a 1TB external harddrive
Right my laptop since I was leaning to the right.

So I just watch anime? Nothing changed.

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reconforce946

Left: a bottle of Pepsi.
Right: A fork.

Well, at least I can take out a zombie before I die.

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steven7x23

thank Jesus i am surrounded in tools in my house
lets go sledgehammer and monkey wrench

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Jrosen

A pillow and a blanket.
At least I have something nice to sleep with o.o

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PurplePenguins

Right: My lamp

Left: My hoodie

I am a SURVIVER

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LOLfwappz

Left: My cat
Right: My blanket

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kcwt

Left: Essay
Right: Pen

Awesome, the zombies can have a taste of the fine art of knowledge and wisdom.

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Pashmimi

Left: A guitar and my pointe shoes
Right: My phone and a CD player

...I guess I'll whack them to death with my CD player and pointe shoes... Cause those shoes are actually really hard - I could probably give someone a concussion if I hit them hard enough with the tip. o.o

Reply October 23, 2012 - edited
prosecuted

[quote=HyperCutter]A camera and a...."toy"... things aren't looking too good for me[/quote]

hehe
OT: A computer, and a bookshelf

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darkspawn980

a bag, and a bunch of DS game cases.

i think i'm moving somewhere with less zombies.

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Karkain

My left: a couch.
My right: a tray-table with a half-built Master Grade Blitz Gundam.

So when I'm done slaughtering zombies with my couch, I'll be able to relax and finish building my Blitz Gundam model! Come at me, zombies!

Reply October 23, 2012 - edited
mp003

A cup of lemonade and a papermate pen.

guess i can stab myself in a vital spot and be done with it.

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Overrider

Remote, english textbook, mouse, and a mug. BRING IT ON ZOMBIES

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Gordy114

Left is a tv witch is connected to my generator in the basement. my generator is connected to sun thingies so i'll never be without elektricity
Right is my closet witch leads to Narnia so if they come and get me I'll be safe

Reply October 23, 2012 - edited
Barquifa

Left: oscillating fan
right: my glock

Glock would definitely come in handy but it wouldn't after all the round have been used

Reply October 23, 2012 - edited
jeffreysty4

[quote=Thingy]Left: A bed
Right: Bottled water.
>.<[/quote]

surprising same here!

Reply October 23, 2012 - edited
ZombieOverlord

These threads are getting ridiculous.

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looklooklook

english poem analysis and math homework...yup, eat all that u can zombie!

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ironpenguin

Not counting the stuff on my floors, and just looking straight left and right...

A wall. and a tower fan.

I highly doubt the usefulness of these two things in a zombie apocalypse. how would i even carry around the wall?

EDIT: Counting my floor objects, i have the side panel for my computer and a knife sharpener. this does not bode well.

Reply October 23, 2012 - edited
mickery

Left: My little brothers box of legos
Right: 3 boxes of leftover pizza from a party.

.... I shall survive

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fun2killu

my phone and a stack of paper -_-

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zentai

Left: A door
Right: A fan

I'd run or hide, get the knife from kitchen.

Reply October 23, 2012 - edited
Zero765

Hanged Jacket and Mock Hidden Blade.
...Come my brothers.
Ironic, since I just moved the blade there.

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Duckynater

Right: Master Chief Helmet ( the one from the halo 3 pack ) I GOT THIS
Left: i got an almar clock.
Well i had a good run.

Edit: well actually i could use the alarm clock as a bait. Set the alarm to a minuet and wait for the zombies to run for that and make my escape to probably a car dealership, from there avoid military escorts ( cause we know the military is going to get F cause they accidentally brought an infected person )
head for 343 industry, show them i am master chief, die playing halo. <3

Reply October 23, 2012 - edited
SenpaiSanSama

Left: Manga
Right: Body Pillow

I'm set.

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BlkTwitch

[quote=HyperCutter]A camera and a...."toy"... things aren't looking too good for me[/quote]

What kind of naughty things are you up to? 0-0

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Fiercerain

[quote=BlkTwitch]Lol don't ask..Just know there is a barrel and I would be screwed...[/quote]

For some reason I can't stop thinking about PewPewDie and his barrels @_@

Reply October 23, 2012 - edited
BlkTwitch

[quote=Fiercerain]Why is there a barrel.. next to.. nvm!

To my left.. a Yamaha electric keyboard... uhh.
To my right!... a stuffed homemade platypus...

I'm boned too. ._.[/quote]

Lol don't ask..Just know there is a barrel and I would be screwed...

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Pwnagewafflez

Left: Pillow
Right: Dresser
...Crap.

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HolyDragon

Pizza, plate, and pepsi.

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imtwocats

Left: A wall, which I will hide behind.
Right: My DS. I guess I can play Pokemon until the apocalypse is over.

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Kinshima

Left: My bed.
Right: My blanket.

I'll sleep through the whole thing !

Reply October 23, 2012 - edited
Fiercerain

Why is there a barrel.. next to.. nvm!

To my left.. a Yamaha electric keyboard... uhh.
To my right!... a stuffed homemade platypus...

I'm boned too. ._.

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