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Yet another zombie apocalypse

Look to your left.

The first thing you see will be your only weapon in the apocalypse.

What is it?

January 17, 2011

54 Comments • Newest first

JamesInNinja

A coat hanger >.< Awesome

Reply January 20, 2011
Mine

A soda can, bring it zombies!

Reply January 20, 2011
Fearless

[quote=Thiele]A condom, get ready zombies I'ma reip you![/quote]

At least you got protection, brah.

OT: Eagle. Statue.

Reply January 20, 2011
Effinjoog

a boiled egg that i am holding in my left hand. They worked in resident evil 5!

Reply January 20, 2011
neyo296

hairtie...

Reply January 20, 2011
HotDamn

Acoustic guitar.

Reply January 20, 2011
trix4sta

A history book, I'll use it to make the zombies study to until they die... again

Reply January 20, 2011
PinkBeanTime

A book ._. Oh its twilight, im even more screwed D:

Reply January 20, 2011
Dirty

A lamp.

Reply January 20, 2011
skwirl37

My rabbit?

Reply January 20, 2011
xicexx

Wall.... wait what?

Reply January 20, 2011
kalvar

dont worry zombies are slow http://www.basilmarket.com/show/screen/189757/0/Zombies_are_slow.html

Reply January 20, 2011
ChibiFever

[quote=alexmjakway2]A bunneh rabbit
He will eat them.[/quote]

He can join my female rabbit and then they can breed and take over!

Reply January 17, 2011
DarkSayen3

My historie book ... wait ... whut o.o I was studying just a second ago, dam you basil >.>

Reply January 17, 2011
FaiSenpai

Huge sliding balcony door made of glass. How the hell am I going to attack with that... xD

Reply January 17, 2011
WolfPak

An empty water bottle. I'm not going to survive pretty long, am I?

Reply January 17, 2011
Hermes

My 46" flat screen tv...

Reply January 17, 2011
waver66

My printer.
. . .
Crap.

Reply January 17, 2011
Kyotomo

Chuck Norris.

Reply January 17, 2011
alexmjakway2

A bunneh rabbit
He will eat them.

Reply January 17, 2011
mapleplatoon

A keyboard.

It's so and so...

Reply January 17, 2011
blklab

a wall.... FUUUUU

Reply January 17, 2011
ChibiFever

[quote=Lasorbeams]You need a Martin Luther Zombie!

OT: A hat.
I think you know what comes next....[/quote]

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLbOMb7F40k]Pull an oddjob.[/url]

Reply January 17, 2011
Lasorbeams

[quote=ZombieOverlord]So that's what you people do? Dehumanize us so we would just be a faceless horde without emotion or feeling so you can slaughter us all!
We have feelings....they just don't come out the way we want to.[/quote]

You need a Martin Luther Zombie!

OT: A hat.
I think you know what comes next....

Reply January 17, 2011
JiminyRobins

A.. Table.

[b]Victory is mine.[/b]

Reply January 17, 2011
plain88

A chair xd

Reply January 17, 2011
propsair

[quote=ArtZomg]To my left is my wall.
T_T[/quote]

Barricade yourself fool >=o We can combine our walls into a fortress!

Reply January 17, 2011
ArtZomg

To my left is my wall.
T_T

Reply January 17, 2011
kd5eej

Empty beer bottle, bottle of rubbing alcohol and my lighter. Molotov coc ktail bomb.

Reply January 17, 2011
Sjoooberg

My t-shirt

Reply January 17, 2011
ZombieOverlord

[quote=Gnawliryc]err, no they dont. zombies are emotionless.[/quote]

So that's what you people do? Dehumanize us so we would just be a faceless horde without emotion or feeling so you can slaughter us all!
We have feelings....they just don't come out the way we want to.

Reply January 17, 2011 - edited
Liam

a wii controller plus nunchuck.
well, i guess we'll have to see how this turns out.

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Gnawliryc

[quote=ZombieOverlord]Weapon? What are you? Barbarians?
[b]ZOMBIES HAVE FEELINGS TOO![/b][/quote]

err, no they dont. zombies are emotionless.

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ZombieOverlord

[quote=Shaden555]1) Look left
2) See kettle
3) Fill with holy water
4) ?
5) Survival![/quote]

Hahaha, I'm sure that only works with Vampires.

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ZombieOverlord

Weapon? What are you? Barbarians?
[b]ZOMBIES HAVE FEELINGS TOO![/b]

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BigDivide

Literature book!

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brewskie425

Uh hu hu huuuuuu I have my...AW CRAP -nothing there-

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Segumisama

Two nerf guns

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mathgeek147

kill them with my printer!

Reply January 17, 2011 - edited
Gnawliryc

i see... a 4.5 feet tall lamp.
darnit why couldnt it be a katana... or at least an axe

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pickathunder

A post-it o__o;;

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pr3stig3

A poster of Anchorman....
Not even Ron Burgundy can help me now.

Reply January 17, 2011 - edited
deraykhel

[quote=aznseal]My roommate playing videogames...FUUUUUUU[/quote]
Quick! Use him as bait! While the zombies are attracted to him, play some video games

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aznseal

My roommate playing videogames...FUUUUUUU

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Andrika

a VIP staff

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Kimwalker

A.Z.C.C.M.
Automatic Zombie Contamination Curing Machine

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PyreFang

A cabinet.
..Huh?

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