Need girl advice
Instead of getting over girls like they're saddles on a horse, why not get under them?
October 11, 2010
Need girl advice
Instead of getting over girls like they're saddles on a horse, why not get under them?
12 Comments • Newest first
[quote=aznm0nk3yx]Well make sure, you know how to break into her house without being detected. Wait naked under her bed and as she is about to go to sleep, jump out and yell "AAAOOOOGAAAAA" and jump into bed with her ;].[/quote]
I don't think that's necessary... because I AM the bed. HIGH FIVE!
[quote=aznm0nk3yx]Well make sure, you know how to break into her house without being detected. Wait naked under her bed and as she is about to go to sleep, jump out and yell "AAAOOOOGAAAAA" and jump into bed with her ;].[/quote]
This. EL OH EL
QFT.
@Chaud: J'ai froid.
I do not know what you speak of, for this someone who follows my advice should not be insulted, but rather have a smack to the face with a backhand.
@ApplShinR:
Yes, thank you for stating the obvious sarcastic joke. Yes, thank you. Redundant statement is redundantly redundant. I am not worthy of your gratitude.
Someone explain what he is trying to type.>>.
@zigenlady:
Oh, mind the grammar mistake in my title. I meant to put a question mark.
I had to shovel horse crap for a few weeks. I should know ._. And no, mutants belong with the FBI, not where i am ):<
[quote=MOOimaDINO]You sure have explored a horse before. LOL! WHAT IF IT WAS A MUTANT HORSE ;D[/quote]
Then their elongated reproductive organs would dig into the soil they are standing on.
@zigenlady:
I believe the derogatory term for the male is a player.
[quote=MOOimaDINO]Wait, how about the poop?[/quote]
Poop is more away from the under belly. and i highly doubt theyd poop right after they peed (:<
I don't get it >>.
[quote=zigenlady]That's not girl advice that's slu--
I really get sick of being suspended.[/quote]
I do not fully understand what you were trying to say.
[quote=zigenlady]That's not girl advice that's slu--
I really get sick of being suspended.[/quote]
After the first 10-11 times. You stop caring.
OT: Wait, so under the horse. Not over it? Why not around it, going under seems pretty dangerous.
If i were going under a horse, id wait all day for it to pee just to be safe, then go under it.