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The best/worst jokes ever thread

Post the best/worst jokes you have ever heard, ill start. What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!

September 8, 2012

6 Comments • Newest first

xKhashi

This thread is a joke

Reply September 8, 2012
Liam

here's a joke to make you cringe:
What's the bright side of doing twenty eight year olds?
[url=http://anongallery.org/img/4/3/pedobear.jpg]There's twenty.[/url]

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peterkirby36

what did sushi A say to sushi B?
Wasabi! *slaps knee*

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ThatBox

Why'd the chicken cross the road...

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AngelTaylor

my friend made a blog full of really bad jokes so here are two of his:
what chips are so good they make you fall asleep? SNORE-ITOS
why did the snowman want to join the cia? HE WANTED HIS LICENSE TO CHILL
jokes (c) my weird friend DNT ST33L

Reply September 8, 2012 - edited
lastman28

hohohohohoho i laughed so hard i turned into santa claus.

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