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Why is blue cheese so gross?

Like, I went to an expensive-as-butt restaurant, and part of the dish I ordered had some blue cheese lying around. I was like, okay, I have good taste buds and a good sense of smell since I like cilantro (it's been proven people who like cilantro have better olfactory receptors). So I just scooped the chunk up and ate it and oh god everything just died. It wasn't even the smell of moldy feet that did it. It was the fact that it tasted like soap. Not even the delicious aloe soaps either, but like, shampoo, the stuff that's made almost entirely with petrol.

February 6, 2014

13 Comments • Newest first

Dauntaro

[quote=TakatoFlame]lol...You know soap is made of animal fat and ashes, right?[/quote]

Yeah, two-hundred years ago. Have you ever bothered to look in the ingredients list?

Reply February 6, 2014
itstinyeye

ohhh my goodd
i want a grilled chesese

Reply February 6, 2014
thief4vaal54

ewww Cilantro is horrible smells horrible and tastes horrible omg i cant stand Cilantro i gag every time X_____X
and i hate all cheese.. so yeah

Reply February 6, 2014
WhatIsAUsername

[quote=Zoneflare4]If you dont like that then you wont like goat cheese since they taste almost the same[/quote]
jeez my uncle's wife's mom put goat cheese in a antipasto. was so gross, i thought it was mozzarella.

Reply February 6, 2014
Psychopathic

I've never heard of people calling coriander cilantro before, I had to google it
I like coriander in food but I wouldn't eat it by itself.

As for blue cheese, that stuff is disgusting.

Reply February 6, 2014
Zoneflare4

If you dont like that then you wont like goat cheese since they taste almost the same

Reply February 6, 2014
Shir

Blue cheese is alright, but eating it alone is hard.

And cilantro is the bomb.

Reply February 6, 2014
Dauntaro

[quote=Kiryuin]
cheese is rotten milk just remember that[/quote]

It's not even that omg I love cheese a lot but the one thing I cannot stand is blue cheese it tastes like soaaaap

Reply February 6, 2014
WetDuck

I can't eat blue cheese alone, but blue cheese dip?

I'd put that stuff on everything.

Reply February 6, 2014
Kiryuin

i like it on salad when it's in like a dressing form but i've never had it in solid chunks like i think you have

cheese is rotten milk just remember that

Reply February 6, 2014
Dauntaro

Before anyone questions me, yes, I've eaten and licked various types of soap. I just... don't you get curious in the shower?

Reply February 6, 2014
vengfulboi

It tastes like crayons to me.

Reply February 6, 2014
LimusocoBobo

I think it's really yucky. It reminds me of the cheese you saw in old cartoons that had the green fumes coming up from it (limburger?)

[P.S. sorry about your title snafu]

Reply February 6, 2014