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[quote=darksven1]Blast em with a hose. They asked for a trick, didn't they? [/quote]
Precisely what I was thinking. Cold water on a dark and cold night to work the nerves eh? Give them a sign and if they dont care then shoot them with the water, or else you could be getting a letter from their parents.

Blast em with a hose. They asked for a trick, didn't they?

[quote=arlongpark]all you do is turn off all your lights and if they ring your doorbell dont answer it[/quote]

Even better, turn on your lights, take out a basket which seems to be full of candy. However, have nothing in it or have raw vegetables in it.

peanuts <3

[quote=Pwnagewafflez]Put out a take one bowl with nothing in it. The kids will think someone took all the candy. Instant gratification.[/quote]

They'll takes the bowl

OT: Some guy gave me and my friends dentist appointment cards...

empty bucket
sign above it saying "help yourself to the candy"

that's what I did

Say treat yourself, then pull down your

Sleeve, and show them all avaliable sweets

well since it is TRICK or treat you have the option to spit on their face

Give em your fruit or vegies. You know how much kids hate vegies

Give them oranges, kinds love oranges!

Treat = Food,
Trick = Rhape?

Last year this women gave us an apple...

give the kids love
lots of love
lol jk but just pretend ur not home

haha interesting ideas

caramel apples with razors in them

The next best thing, pretzels!

Put out a take one bowl with nothing in it. The kids will think someone took all the candy. Instant gratification.

Give them a shiny new nickel.

scare the crap out of them instead

advice.

if you don't have anything to give then you just turn off all the exterior lights so it's obvious the kids shouldn't be going there

give em razor blades.

all you do is turn off all your lights and if they ring your doorbell dont answer it