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Is it safe to say Im getting laid?

Okay, on FB I was chatting with this girl I knew and we were like having this sexy talk of which I thought was completely innocent, when suddenly she actually messaged me a picture of her with a red cropped top, no pants and sexy underwear. Later in the conversation she said, translated from Dutch: 'Okay, but if you won't survive out there, there's always room at my place ! I'll be home alone for 1week starting Wednesday, do you want to stay over ? We can watch horror movies and such'

She's 20 and still living with her parents.
She's pretty hot.

http://i.imgur.com/jZYpOqI.jpg

Conversation:

(red dot is me) - I censored all images to prevent anyone from tracing it down.

Girl: I have a surprise for you if you're interested?
Me: Well, say it, woman. ;$
Girl: Surpriseeeeee
-picture-

Me: (part of message not visible)
I can easily sleep through the church songs and before you know it, it's already time to leave. And time flies by when you're messing with your phone. No problem.
Girl: 'Okay, but if you won't survive out there, there's always room at my place ! I'll be home alone for 1week starting Wednesday, do you want to stay over ? We can watch horror movies and such ^^
Me: Haha, sure it'd be nice to come over I know--

Any way, green light?

August 18, 2013

22 Comments • Newest first

Lmafroggy

Dude you're so in there

Reply August 19, 2013
aldo3d

@dizzo2: Still you're mentioning these stuffs to everyone in Basil, either having sex or make love this is still personal.

Reply August 19, 2013
dizzo2

[quote=aldo3d]Don't make public this kind of stuffs, this is personal stuffs....always. Respect her and respect yourself.[/quote]Hence why I censored everything, the name and the pictures.

Reply August 19, 2013
HappyFaces

Let's hope she's HIV negative.

Reply August 19, 2013
aldo3d

Don't make public this kind of stuffs, this is personal stuffs....always. Respect her and respect yourself.

Reply August 19, 2013
dr4g0ns1ay3r

if he doesn't come back in a week or 2, 2 answer: Either he got murdered or he got forced to be a father of her child.

Reply August 19, 2013
djhfreak

It's because Europe has the most exotic girls. <3

Reply August 18, 2013
IronD0G

nek minit your parents are there

Reply August 18, 2013
dadadada

most likely fake. you play maple. you're on basil. but good luck. dont wear a condom. just remove the gun when you want to shoot

Reply August 18, 2013
dizzo2

[quote=Ikarasv]Leuk dat ik dit kan lezen he oh oh[/quote]Niet alsof dat veel uitmaakt omdat ik alles correct hebt vertaald.

Not like it matters because I translated everything correctly.

Reply August 18, 2013
Ikarasv

Leuk dat ik dit kan lezen he oh oh

Reply August 18, 2013
Rondragon123

inb4 OP gets murdered and its on the news.
i never "did it" so i cant really help you with advices but from what i do know, try to rub her first so you can "finish" probably at the same time. GL OP! write about it after you done i want to have some nice reading!

Reply August 18, 2013
ishottedsnow2

honestly, i think you're in. Hit it for basil!

Reply August 18, 2013
icoleslawderp

If you're getting laid. Make sure you ask her to bring a gold medal. So, you can wear and while having sex with her.

Reply August 18, 2013
dizzo2

[quote=Zoneflare4]remember a gun is not a form of protection when it comes to sex so have a condom ready [/quote]Uh, okay lol.

Reply August 18, 2013
Zoneflare4

remember a gun is not a form of protection when it comes to sex so have a condom ready

Reply August 18, 2013
nopaycheck

Don't screw up. Go.

Reply August 18, 2013
natalie

you will get pregnant and die

Reply August 18, 2013
Azith

You honestly typed that all out to ask us? Green light, and possibly for a week. Go for it.

Reply August 18, 2013