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Finally, A Discovery Worth Mentioning

After many years of study (and a few Dr. Peppers), I have discovered what Poison Mist really is! After a long interview process with the frogs that spew our favorite attack, I discovered that they have a very strange diet. Every morning, the frogs drink a gallon or two of bleach. Strange yes, but true none the less. For lunch and supper, they drank ammonia (they tell me it is their equivalent to wine). As they go throughout the day, the ammonia and bleach react with each other to form chloramine, a highly toxic gas. Now, due to the heat caused by this reaction, a lot of the water in the frog's stomach vaporizes, suspending the chloramine gas in a mist. This mixture has a greenish appearance, explaining why Poison Mist is green.
Now, some of you may be thinking, "this is great, it completely explains why we can use Poison Mist," but the reactions keep going. Since the frogs drink ammonia for two meals, there is an excess of ammonia after the chloramine reaction. As time goes on, a new substance forms in the frog's stomach, hydrazine. Now, hydrazine is a highly explosive compound. You may be wondering why our Poison Mist is not immediately explosive when we first get it. The answer is simple, the secondary reaction is longer, so we need time to prep it.

Now, why does Poison mist go away over time? The answer is dissipation. Depending on the concentration, the chloramine suspension will take a longer or shorter time to dissipate. Any organism that stands in the mist has a high risk of breathing it in, causing internal and possibly external damage. However, if the organism is removed from the mist, it will eventually stop being damaged by it.

As you can see, Poison Mist is quite scientific. It saddens me to say that we cannot, due to this research, call them "farts" any longer. Instead, we should refer to them as "burps."