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I just ate a green potato chip

What's going to happen to me?

January 25, 2015

9 Comments • Newest first

simaini

it was raw potato and you're gonna get ecoli and you're gonna die.

Reply January 25, 2015
FallenLink

The green potato will now implant itself in your smaller intestine, growing and feeding on your daily nutrients. Eventually it will get to the point where you'll have a potato colony in your colon, which will cause your lower abdomen to burst open full of potato.

Reply January 25, 2015
zigen

The jolly green giant will haunt you in your sleep I think?

Reply January 25, 2015
robino911

u turn into shrek

Reply January 25, 2015
Ness

You have ebolaids I am sorry.

Reply January 25, 2015
Nolen

http://extension.psu.edu/food/preservation/faq/green-potatoes

Reply January 25, 2015
OnlineMusic

Oh, like the episode of Arthur. Nothing happens, I think, or you die. I cant remember.

Reply January 25, 2015
BridgeJump

You're gonna grow a potato out of your head

Reply January 25, 2015
crazypoorer

You'll eat another one

Reply January 25, 2015