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April 30, 2014

9 Comments • Newest first

pinoymystic

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DrN3crXB2P
i have no flow or rhyme or thing
so pls make fun of me thank

i really tried

Reply April 30, 2014
Effy

u called me mad
(and i am mad)
as a hatter

Reply April 30, 2014
Billionz

*techno beat intro*

yea
uh

Lyrics so deep
Gotta go pee
Can't even speak
Rest in peace
That was easy
Tenderized meat
Lemon iced tea
I'm using PC

yee
come on

Some guy at school
Lookin like a fool
He thinks he's cool
He's such a tool
[i]Dude![/i]
I like ham
I prefer spam
Please wash your hands
. ..
...
Ampersand (& )

*techno beat breakdown*

Eating orange
Makes me cringe
Like a butt getting stabbed with a syringe
yea.
What is the MeaNing of StoneHenge!
alright.

Ok.

Reply April 30, 2014 - edited
IGotModded

why am i so cool
i make you look like a fool

constipation
enema
word

Reply April 30, 2014 - edited
Xreniya

*Haikus are pretty
Sometimes they do not make sense
Refridgerator

Reply April 30, 2014 - edited
East

Once upon a time,
I wrote a rhyme.
Cheers to it.

Reply April 30, 2014 - edited
Midget

roses are red
violets are blue
let's go make out or something

Reply April 30, 2014 - edited
DragonStrike

[quote=mitarumetaro]There be this basiler named dragonstrike
askin' the rest of basil to do some free-mic
because he a lazy gent
procrastinatin' on his poetry assignment
lyin' about it in basil
you think we don't see you trippin'
man, your cheating skills are slippin'
swag[/quote]

I dreamed a dream in time gone by,
when hope was high
and so was I
I still am,
I spill not beans but ham
If you could keep up, I wouldn't be light
If you could keep up, I would be white
That's not racist
This doesn't rhyme
Now I'm no scientist - but I'm still Bill Nye
This whole poem is like a joke with only the punchline
Orange you glad I didn't say orange?
Uh. doorhinge?

Reply April 30, 2014 - edited
mitarumetaro

There be this basiler named dragonstrike
askin' the rest of basil to do some free-mic
because he a lazy gent
procrastinatin' on his poetry assignment
lyin' about it in basil
you think we don't see you trippin'
man, your cheating skills are slippin'
swag

Reply April 30, 2014 - edited